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What... Why the ****?
Philllyyyyyy!
Brings pizza face to a whole new level, doesn't it?
I don't drink. I feel srry for those who do. It doesn't make you any cooler. Idc who you are. Also, it makes you look like a complete dumbass if you are drunk. I say Op...this is a sign to stop drinking or at least drink less if you can't stop.
Whoever thought getting intoxicated was "fun" must have been dropped as a child.
Guys! Texas. He was in a drunken state! Apparently, all of texas was drunk. XP (note that's sarcasm back off I'm from Texas too. :P)
50 - I don't drink, either. But that's my business. Who cares if you drink or not? And judging by your spelling/grammar/syntax, I highly doubt you're being entirely truthful with us. How wasted were you when you typed that?
Wait... so this ISNT a good idea...? meh, got it out already, too late now..
50- most people don't do it because it's "cool" some people do it because they like it. eating food doesn't make you any cooler. I guess you should stop.
e.g. Captain Morgan 100, stop texting my ex, kthxbai. :P OR something along the lines of such :D
You have a point there #48 it might not have been his face he was shaving... Imagine if he was trying to shave his pubes with the pizza cutter? O.o
Who said he was trying to be cool? People can't just go out and party?
Damn straight. Real men use chainsaws.
Or shaving with a steak knife....
Just be sure not to cut your pizza with a razor
I wasn't that drunk! Dude. You tried shaving with a pizza cutter...
Screw that, I use a woodchipper
And did it work?
Obviously not, or it wouldn't be an FML. Or, at least, it would be more like: Today, I got wasted and gave myself a good, close shave with a pizza cutter. Now that I know that I'm a MacGyver style genius when I'm drunk, there's even less motivation to avoid alcoholism. FML Username suggests this behavior is common, and *SPOILER ALERT* that it won't end well.
I would think he would be unable to post anything about it were he really a Darwin Award Winner.
Darwin Awards are awarded to people who lost their ability to reproduce, whether from death or loss of genitalia.
Thats cheesy.
No
Just like your joke
Thats the point
I read the fml wrong and thought OP said they shaved a piece of pizza. My bad
Wait, what? How can... You know what? Never mind. I actually felt myself get dumber trying to rationalise your thought process.
I was high as ****, sorry bro
^ and that my good sir is why you don't comment when you're "high as ****," high as hell, yeah that's alright, but when you get in to the "high as ****" zone just watch some south park.
Shaving while drunk. Never a good idea.
I agree, last time I tried that I cut my ex-boyfriend's balls.
You were drunk for cutting him, or he was drunk for letting you near his balls with a razor?
25- Sounds like an effective birth control method.
73: I'll let you know if it is effective in a couple of months.
**** ough
yep
You can slice your face into eights!
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It's not normal to shave with a pizza cutter?
What... Why the ****?