By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 04:37 - Canada - Kinburn

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML
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DooleyFTW 17

Well you don't need to be that flexible to knee yourself in the face! Pretty much anyone can do it. I wonder what OP was trying to demonstrate

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cchan034 23

I guess that's one way of showing them how to break someone's nose

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thatkidhesh 11

i guess that's one extra way to say you're flexible

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thatkidhesh 11

i was just trying to point out how flexibility sends to be a priority to OP

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addioty 19

Atleast their mom didn't yell at them for getting blood on the carpet.

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DooleyFTW 17

Well you don't need to be that flexible to knee yourself in the face! Pretty much anyone can do it. I wonder what OP was trying to demonstrate

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GhostChickens 17

I came here to say that, damn you beat me to it! I would have thought that most people are capable of bringing their knees up to their face as long as they're in fairly good shape and don't have any injuries or sickness that prevent it. Still, since OP is really flexible, it could have been worse. Imagine the knots they could have been tied in.

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Helldemon 32

If I had to guess, she was probably standing straight up and did a high kick. That's about the only thing I could think of that would require you to be "really flexible" and knee yourself in the face

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fatraptorjesus13 9

I kneed myself in the forehead once (it was a bet ) I left $5 and a sandwich richer, but I also couldn't walk for an hour or so, and had a throbbing head.....idk if its normal, but my knee hurt way more than my head.

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ZeroPath5 16

Cool story 44...but no one really cares...

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Mossears133 15

I wa thinking the same thing. I knee myself in the face when I sneeze sometimes......

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xSunnyOlivia 17

Well if you're a girl, you'll probably have luck in the bedroom, being so flexible. Hope your nose heals fast, OP.

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xSunnyOlivia 17

Why is there so many thumbs down...?

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Queensland 27

Because 'having luck in the bedroom' has nothing to do with the FML and wasn't necessary to comment

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xSunnyOlivia 17

64- i was trying to lighten the situation..? Sorry for trying.

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RetardedPotato 6

From what I have heard it was an abundantly pleasant experience for OP reminiscent of the sensation one gets from ingesting an excess amount of the mashed up remnants of a plant known as cannabis.

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FindingYujin 26

You should work on your technique and control then. No good just being flexible.

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timelessone 16

I gave you a thumbs up, only because you took my idea.

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timelessone 16

Funny you say that cuz I just woke up too and just in time for new FML's!

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Bostern 29

At least there are other advantages to being that flexible, if you know what I mean.

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AboveAll04 14

squeezing in and out of tight places ?

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clevercake 21

well at least you know you're good enough to break someone's nose!

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CVTTRVN 19

Now that children is a fine example on how to self damage your nose . Thank you master .

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