By DreamStatic - 29/07/2013 02:16 - United States - Hinesville
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DreamStatic
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Forgive me FML, for I have sinned.
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then000bster
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Man, I've been sinning all my life!
thatdangmexican
18
Haven't we all...
DKjazz
20
Hasn't she?
moonsalt
20
I seriously don't understand this woman.
I wonder what she did when she had a baby and it pooped in its diaper (assuming she had a baby). "Bad baby. How dare you? Where did I go wrong in raising you?! You must repent. You're a disappointment to the whole family YOU TERRIBLE CHILD." *baby cries* "I SAID REPENT!"
****, I am screwed... I sinned three times today. Well 3 and a half, damn you Internet **** and hot sauce...
DreamStatic
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Forgive me FML, for I have sinned.
Someone's been playing a little too much GTA. I wouldn't be surprised if op said age was beat and robbed
55- you have made me laugh more than I should have
Sounds like the plot line of "Carrie".
mif_fml
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OP was releasing some pretty bad demons..
Best comment I've ever read.
"I smell a soon to be dead old woman." Your story has inspired me to carry devil horns everywhere I go. If this ever happened to me, I'd put them on, and come bursting out the door, bugging them to trade me their eternal soul. Sad thing is, this seems like nothing out of the norm for the Wal-Mart crowd.
Dodge4x4Ram
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that's expected when your in Wal-Mart
nurchok
15
So did you outfart him like Peter Griffin?
If ******** is a sin I wonder what her view on sex is....
AngrySailor
17
She's probably catholic and a vigin... She drank gallons of cum and can't hold in a poop, but still a virgin.
^What?
34- did you never know a catholic school girl? They would take a penis everywhere but where God intended and call themselves virgins.
Songokuu9000
8
A super duper sin?
She's a sinner too. I loathe people.
Amen
cottoncandymango
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Oh, gotta love The People of Walmart.
Does she pray every time she *****?
Dodge4x4Ram
46
Haha funny
rg350dx
29
I pray to god every time I shit after Taco Bell.
DKjazz
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"Well, Lord, it seems I've failed you again. Forgive me, Lord, for I have taken a shit." God- "Ugh, jeez, you're forgiven, okay. Just stop calling me when you're on the toilet, Margaret."
"hail Mary, full of shit..."
that sounds strange, After dinner you thank god for the food, and then when the food returns to the open world you've to ask for forgiveness?
Once at work a woman ran into the stall next to me and starts having the runs... all I hear her whisper is "oh sweet Jesus, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!" repeatedly. Best day of work that day lol
Amant97
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I really hope so. I just picture this old woman in a public bathroom stall praying out loud every time she *****. "Oh, sweet Jesus, forgive me for my sin..." *******
You should have taken the cane and dunked the handle in the toilet
rg350dx
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Yeah, dropping a sin-sational deuce. If people whack on the door and screw with you while you're pinching a load, I think you have the right to let your inner primate out.
I laughed so hard at this...
And that's why I don't use public restrooms!
ElementaryEdGuy
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That's why? It's not for another logical reason? You have a fear that this exact situation will happen to you?
Lol you thought I was serious? Yes I have a fear of an old lady banging on the stall while I take a shit.
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Man, I've been sinning all my life!
If ******** is a sin I wonder what her view on sex is....