They tried to make me go to rehab…

By drunkenloser - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my alcoholism reached a new low when I found myself sitting on the toilet drinking a bottle of wine. FML
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Top comments

vexus_fml 5

try AA meetings, they usually help

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Red or white? I personally believe white pairs the best for on the toilet.

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vexus_fml 5

try AA meetings, they usually help

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calilovesneb 12

You really should look into some type of counseling. Alcohol consumption to that degree is very damaging to the kidneys, liver, etc.

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azwethinkweiz87 11

I feel like the alcoholism must stem from something else, a lot of people turn to alcohol when they're depressed. First step is asking for some help OP. Good luck!

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Arrow44 10

Booze is like a smartphone, makes you fatter, turns you dumber and is best used on the toilet.

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fsomelife 26

The funny thing is that because AA meetings are anonymous, there aren't really any statistics on the success rate. Unless you're speaking from personal experience, in which case the word "usually" is a bit suspicious :P

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knotcool 15

#39 in that case, is there an FML addiction help center I can contact?

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LaughinStock 16

No, no it doesn't well for me that is; I'll use my phone on the toilet but different strokes for different folks. Most of my dad's family suffers from alcoholism, receive help op.

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grahmagog 14

im a recovered alcoholic, so yeah i know that it happens, i found myself in the bath, toilet even waking at night just for a drink

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NodakN8V 25

What goes in must come out.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Red or white? I personally believe white pairs the best for on the toilet.

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Turrence 9

It was homemade toilet wine, like in prison.

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martin8337 35

Maybe it was ripple.

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ChawanKiti 15

If you know you're an alcoholic, admitting it on FML isn't going to fix anything, go and get help instead of posting it to us. Good luck.

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Welshite 39

Admitting it at all is a giant step. Most addicts remain in denial.

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Pancakes017 19

Sounds like a romantic night in.

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Wizardo 33

Goes in red comes out white, goes in white comes out like champagne. Good system you have going on there.

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Maikeru79 10

you don't happen to live in Montana do you? lots of people here drink on the toliet

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