He was probably French frying when he was supposed to pizza

Yeah, but seriously that little girl seemed like a bitch.

If you pay for all day, you're not gonna have a dime

18- I realized that people who haven't skied probably read that and thought you were on something.

I hope he french fried right over her ass and broke her skis. She deserved it for cutting him off, then lying about it.

#31, I'm pretty sure that was a south park reference.

French fry and pizza are terms they teach little kids when they start to ski. French fry: keeping your skis straight/parallel. Pizza: skis outward like a pizza wedge to slow down.

#45 Isn't pizza more like skis inward? Like the front of your skis are closer than in the back?

South Park

31 I never went skiing he was referencing South Park

the girl hit OP, not the other way around. get it right yo

That is what I meant when I said "skis outward" like a pizza wedge. I should have been more specific which ski ends point out and which inwards. I know which way they point and had the image in my mind. Temporarily forgot not everybody on here is familiar with ski terms.

#61, Don't feel bad. I'm pretty sure snowboarding is more difficult than skiing, which is probably why you don't see many little kids rockin' a board.

I have done both: my experience and friends all agree that skiing is a little easier to learn but takes longer to get good at (for us at least) Snowboarding takes a bit longer to learn. you can get more speed skiing if that is what you like. Cons: skis, ski boots, bindings and poles are alot more expensive vs snowboard gear. Snowboards: if you dont have enough speed built up when going over a relatively flat area before you reach the slope, your momentum stops, then You gotta unbuckle and carry your board to the slope...this is usually a beginners problem.

But seriously, OP could have just explained to them separately that she crashed into him. OP could have fought for his money too, it's no joke.

Yeah, cameras mounted to trees near ski slopes on the side of a mountain. What the ****?

Are you joking? Have you ever skied some place that isn't a over rated hill? Any larger resort this would be massively impractical.

Megan... Sorry if you guys don't get the reference it's from a TV show called Drake and Josh

best show ever

When I was a child no one believed me

When bitches be out to get you, they ain't confused; they just crafty muthafuckas.

What the **** is wrong with you?

Your name is definitely lying when it says "sane" cat lady because honestly... What the ****?

Wow a child made a mistake , lets all wish her bodily harm ? I really hope you're not a babysitter or something, sheesh

That's pretty much on every hill

For 10 Minutes... that's 1 run. That is not fun :D

Sensitive little girl? No no. Bitchy little girl. There was no need to say that even though she was hurt.