By angelamegan21 - 28/05/2014 20:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I burned my left breast with hot oil at work. Everyone's now calling me "toaster strudel" and singing "This girl is on fire" every time we cross paths. FML
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toxicsauce 10

At least you've got people telling you you're hot. I'm not even close to that... Lmao

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sweetest_jenn 18

Everyone knows the best breasts are deep fried.

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toxicsauce 10

At least you've got people telling you you're hot. I'm not even close to that... Lmao

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ohcheriecherie 20

did they even call her hot? I thought they were just mocking her for burning her tit.

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AnOriginalName 19

#1, would being the opposite of hot make you cool?

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TheTacoMan 24

Unless you are room temperature #22 or you're as cold as ice (Foreigner anyone?)

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Zebediabolical 39

Why are you racist against your right breast? Huh? Huh? What did it ever do to you?

zevo1415 10

What's wrong with you?

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incoherentrmblr 21

#2, It's Prejudice, not Racist. Get it right...

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abhi95 31

Tell them you'll use your fiery boob to burn down the hotel if they keep this up ;P

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xNotCreative 13

This is a sure fire way to get beat up at work.

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abhi95 31

Right.. Where did I get hotel from? O.o Oh well!

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kylieh72 25

I can't imagine how this happened at all. What kind of a situation would lead to the spilling of hot oil on your boob of all places?

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

I'm going to guess you've never set foot in a kitchen.

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RedPillSucks 31

@TheFapMaker Ok, I feel weird that this caused some arousal "She was stirring her mixture of deliciousness within..." "Scored on her boob" "burns on my ass..."

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kylieh72 25

I've actually set foot in a kitchen thousands of times 34 and have worked in fast food. It just happens that at work I've never been undressed and had hot oil above me. Thank you 14 for a not asshole response to a perfectly reasonable question.

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sweetest_jenn 18

Everyone knows the best breasts are deep fried.

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sweetest_jenn 18

Dammit now I'm craving KFC. Extra crispy with a side of gravy.

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cakefete2 30

No, Popeye's. Some spicy breasts and biscuits.

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91hayek 31

As a guy in a workplace situation, how do I offer assistance to a female coworker who has burned her boob? I find this very awkward at the least, and feel like nothing I do will be appropriate.

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sweetest_jenn 18

You can start by not calling her "toaster strudel" lol. That'll be enough.

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kasmol 16

It is always important to determine if the burning breast is natural or augmented. A silicone implant under heat can release toxic fumes. Unfortunately, a fuming implant can result.in Toxic Titty Syndrome.

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RedPillSucks 31

Lol, I was hospitalized for secondary TTSD!!!

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whys0serious 12

How about simply asking if she needs anything. It's not always necessary to label an unusual but nonetheless normal situation as awkward.

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cartedor 18

best course of action has to be pop those babies out, and air them out to cool down for sure

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Just take it as a compliment

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singer0421 32

I really hope there's a guy at your workplace who can bake... The girl on fire and the boy with the bread. ... I'd ship it.

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sterling1113 15

Maybe if you're overly sensitive and can't take a joke, I suppose it could be if OP threw a big enough fit. I hardly find that necessary though. They seem like they're all friends if they're making jokes like those.

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