By shavednipples - 11/10/2015 17:59 - United States - Lake Forest
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Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!
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Is your brother 12?
or a member of Monty Python?
Have you considered liking the picture? Is his next picture of you getting slapped with said piece of chicken? So many questions
better like it faster next time I guess...
that sounds really harsh and kinda stupid of him, but the slapped part is the least of your problems, raw chickens carry a lot of diseases.
Raw chicken? That's terrible because you could get sick from raw chicken! Never mind that you don't like an Instagram posting.
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Show it anywayEither you're sarcastic or retarded
both is the best answer here
#10, #19 I think #5 is too young for FML if he actually thinks this is a YDI
Thats just me being next level. Take my thumbs up senpai.
Beat your brother up with said chicken, record it and put it on the Internet
And post a picture of the aftermath on his Instagram.
and if he doesnt like the youtube video then u should slap him with the chicken again
beaten by a chicken
Everyone knows you should give in to peer pressure and like the photos! *sarcasm*
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Have you considered liking the picture? Is his next picture of you getting slapped with said piece of chicken? So many questions
Is your brother 12?