Health: Today, my wheelchair was delivered. My brother and I were messing...

By ouch - 29/05/2016 23:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my wheelchair was delivered. My brother and I were messing around with it when he rolled over my already injured foot. At least surgery is next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By scotsgal - 05/01/2014 05:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By Tallie - 01/10/2018 12:00

Today, I fell down the stairs, breaking my foot and tendons. It was the first time I had ever broken anything, and the doctor said that it's the most complicated break he'd ever seen. It's too complicated to operate. Now I'm stuck in a wheelchair for god knows how long. FML

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By brokenkneechick - 07/02/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2022 00:01

Today, I'm off work for 4 weeks after trying to move an obese patient from their bed. The poor woman was so large that when we tried to move her the leg of the bed snapped, and her weight drove the sharp broken leg down through my foot into the carpet. Surgery and no walking for 4 weeks. Whoopee. FML

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Heavy load

By w…… - 28/04/2021 23:01

Today, I was getting ready for work. When I stepped back, my ankle rolled and my fat ass landed on it with my foot sideways under me. Now I’m in a boot for 6 weeks and have 6 weeks of physical therapy ahead of me. FML

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LPac5295 27

Monday 30 May 2016 14:47

Just be careful. You don't want anything happening to make it worse before the surgery.

riddhi 16

Monday 30 May 2016 14:53

why, why is it always the injured foot to go under the bus again?!

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LPac5295 27

Monday 30 May 2016 14:47

Just be careful. You don't want anything happening to make it worse before the surgery.

riddhi 16

Monday 30 May 2016 14:53

why, why is it always the injured foot to go under the bus again?!

AJXDGaming 13

Monday 30 May 2016 15:33

Because of Murphy's Law

watermelon15 35

Monday 30 May 2016 14:57

Wow how could he have rolled it over your injured foot? How could he do that to you? He must've been pretty careless

Zmanryan3 9

Monday 30 May 2016 15:04

I think you got what you deserved. Doesn't you foot hurt bad enough that you have to go in for surgery.

sweetbliss3 37

Monday 30 May 2016 18:52

I'm a bit curious to know how one can deserve something like this?

sirrubberduckie 35

Monday 30 May 2016 23:55

#9, he only has the wheelchair because he needs it for his injured foot, yet he and his brother were messing around with it in such a way that it rolled over that foot. It seems like a pretty good rule of thumb to not mess around with something you only have because you're injured, no? Especially when there's a chance that you could further injure yourself with the thing that's supposed to help your injury.

Zmanryan3 9

Tuesday 31 May 2016 5:20

Thank you for backing me up #13. I'm sorry if I didn't make what I was trying to say clear. Hope everyone had a nice memorial day

Delta_0DST 12

Monday 30 May 2016 15:35

Why is it always the already injured body part?

chuka81 27

Monday 30 May 2016 15:55

It's only logical, since it's already injured, it could as well keep getting injured rather than let other body parts suffer as well. It's called taking one for the team, or in this case, taking multiple for the team.

will968 15

Monday 30 May 2016 22:12

Because it's more of an FML than if it just rolled over your normal foot

olliebush123 15

Monday 30 May 2016 16:54

That wheely sucks op

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 31 May 2016 6:30

And that's a wheely bad pun...

ssnow_fml 20

Monday 30 May 2016 18:59

That's what you get for screwing around.

elmerjudd 11

Monday 30 May 2016 20:10

Sometimes people like to mess around, and things happen. It's not always a YDI kind of thing

Hildy93 21

Wednesday 1 June 2016 6:30

Walk it off.......

EagleSonOfEagle 11

Wednesday 1 June 2016 16:52

I'm guessing your parents often told you that things you were playing with were not a toy. "The dishwasher is not a toy," "The chair is not a toy," "The shovel is not a toy." Now that you are older, everything is a toy to you! I may be wrong, but that's how I picture it, and it's awesome to be an adult!