By mind your own business - 05/10/2017 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

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Today, at the doctor's, I dropped my pants and the attractive nurse assured me it was the biggest one she had ever seen. Unfortunately, she wasn't referring to my penis, she was, in fact referring to the huge haemorrhoid hanging out of my asshole. FML
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abNormal62 23

Biggest hemorrhoid ever? No ifs, ands or butts?

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Galym3d3 18

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Tripartita 44

So she'd either be extra disappointed that his anus was currently obstructed, or unfazed by the whole thing if she wanted to be on the receiving end.

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Welshite 39

You're the Sewage King! You thrive on this sort of thing.

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crethan33 6

for best results you should taste it first just to make sure it is'nt expired.

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yenze 18

#3 You literally have 6 words (in the comment)

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Somehow my breakfast looked more delicious before I have read this FML and got this mental image.

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igive 29

She was just stating the facts man.

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FacesOfHumanity 14

She was doing her job, if anything it would be professional.

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cacheson 41

Hemorrhoids suck a lot. In any case, I wouldn't worry too much about the nurse, she's probably seen way worse things than a giant hemorrhoid.

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