By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 22:28 - United States - Columbus

Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
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pleasedie 22

Should've responded, "I'm assuming you're a bit of a bitch."

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newzealand 28

While we're assuming things, let's just assume they're being wishful OP ;)

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nodeathtoall 19

I guess you need to see the love doctor then?

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newzealand 28

While we're assuming things, let's just assume they're being wishful OP ;)

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pleasedie 22

Should've responded, "I'm assuming you're a bit of a bitch."

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TeraBaap 21

But are you actually single? It'd suck more if you aren't..

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peterburk 5

I had this situation when handing in my tax report. The cute woman behind the counter opened a box of paperwork, leafed through, then looked up and asked "Are you single?" to which I replied "Yes..." She then clarified that because I'm single, not married, I need this form instead of that one. Wishful thinking.

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domolovesyoshi 33

Not the same at all that lady asked if you were single she didn't assume that you were.

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jordanmoore12332 3

Should've replied with, "yes, I'm free Friday, if you're trying to ask me on a date?"

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Bismuth92 11

She probably meant single in terms of marital status, not in terms of whether you're in a relationship or not. If you're under 25, that's not an unreasonable assumption to make (although I am 23 and married, so who am I to talk). She probably needed it for a form. I assume "are you sexually active" was a separate question.

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fonkimonki 7

You coud always have asked 'why?' - if there's no good reason, you could always change doctor

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TeratoMarty 6

Fire that doctor. The last thing you want is a doctor who makes assumptions- you don't want her to assume that you're being a crybaby about menstrual cramps and send you home with festering acute appendicitis.

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