By timetraveler1854 - 03/11/2016 00:55 - United States - Nanuet

Today, I needed to cut something open so I asked my roommate to toss me my pocket knife from the counter. Apparently, he heard, "Open the knife then toss me it." FML
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timetraveler1854 19

Oh man, this is my FML. I wasn't logged in when I published it. When my friend threw my knife to me, I tried knocking it away with the box I was holding but it grazed the back of my hand resulting in me needing stitches as it says in the title. And to the guy that says I shouldn't be doing cattle mutilations in my house, you don't see me walking into your home telling you what to do.

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chirstinap325 23

Hey, he was just trying to save you a step, did you thank him?

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claudiajean 24

I think your roommate is trying to tell you something

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chirstinap325 23

Hey, he was just trying to save you a step, did you thank him?

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claudiajean 24

I think your roommate is trying to tell you something

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Wrongdotcom 14

So you've never played catch with a knife before?

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Tripartita 44

Oh, my god, OP! That can't be good! Did you warn him about his auditory hallucinations? If he keeps responding to sounds that aren't real, he could get hurt! The poor guy!

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Dark_Cecilia 20

I hope he was a knife thrower in a past life

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cootiequeen4444 11

why? I'd rather a person whom can't hit a target worth beans throw an open knife at me. less chance of stitches.

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28actress 22

Ya, but also less chance of them hitting you. I would rather a skilled professional tbh

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cootiequeen4444 11

but OP said toss me a knife. he would be the target. not around him and just barely missing him.

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Moerighan 23

I wouldn't toss a pocket knife even if was closed.

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h3lloitsm3 6

I guess the box wasn't the only thing cut open ?

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