Health: Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said...

By TANT - 22/03/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

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Chris968 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:31

That's..... sad.

necromancerlord 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:00

Today, I tried to inject steroids. I wasn't strong enough to squeeze the syringe. FML

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Chris968 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:31

That's..... sad.

tinkerbell1357 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 0:51

That's wat the shitsfor lil man!!!

hippo23 0

Monday 22 March 2010 2:00

poor u! that's ok tho those things are always hard to open!

tellithowitis 13

Monday 25 April 2011 22:39

how embarrassing....,

NickyK 25

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:56

Okay, time to break out the saw.

AshleighNason 24

Sunday 20 November 2011 23:59

its ironic

Inkspell 2

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:32

haha wow, that sucks ;D, but keep it up, bodybuilding is healthy, great, and fun ;D.

fillmyheart028 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:35

Wow. You really DO need to start working out. ....good luck with that....

nando92 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:36

its ok man i cant either... :)

kapowi 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:39

...wow.

sapm90 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:39

lol, wow well at least they were right.

lol_seriously 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:46

LMFAO oh god that is awesome loooooool

G_Bug 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:00

Hmm, that's happened to me. Just slam the lid on a counter/table a few times lol

immolate5 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:00

Protein needs to be after workout, not before.

Soloman212 28

Sunday 1 December 2013 1:48

Definitely not before during.

necromancerlord 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:00

Today, I tried to inject steroids. I wasn't strong enough to squeeze the syringe. FML

El_patron 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:49

lol win

Humanspider 18

Sunday 20 November 2011 2:48

greatest response ever lmao!

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