I was in a relationship for 4 years and was about to purpose,...

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By CluelessHopeful - 30/10/2017 00:53 - United States - Omaha

I was in a relationship for 4 years and was about to purpose, she broke up with me because she couldn't handle that she had cheated on me multiple times, Turns out all my friends knew... Because some of them were also sleeping with her... FML

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JasonThorn 20

Thursday 2 November 2017 19:12

She cheated on you multiple times...and *SHE* couldn't handle it? Seems she could handle cheating on you just fine. Better off without her!

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JasonThorn 20

Thursday 2 November 2017 19:12

She cheated on you multiple times...and *SHE* couldn't handle it? Seems she could handle cheating on you just fine. Better off without her!

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