Spoiled the mood

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML
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DreamerofWorlds 0

If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said ********, lol. It's all in fun.

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The_grumpy_bear 0

It's all the more reason to get better at it!! ;3

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sosoinlove09 0

yep and for her husband to not get lazy either

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mizzleshizzle 0

he does have a valid argument. believe me it means he really loves you and for your relationship's sake, he's communicating his needs. ahahaha but seriously, nothing sucks more than a girl who sucks dick... at sucking dick.

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happyhak 5

#34 has a point. He is just stating his needs. He probably could've done it in a more gentle way but still...Congrats to you and your boyfriend for getting married, OP!

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seanders 10

34: I don't bitch even if she did badly, cause there's many men out there who would kill just for a girl to put it in her mouth in the first place;)

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duckie227 22

guy is probably joking or said it in a joking way and OP doesn't want to admit it

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EllyH 0

Neither of you should get lazy ^^ congratz to you both :D

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amberbby69 6

Haha, he's right though. If you don't blow him, someone else will.

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rawrcupcakesz 0

Doesn't that suck. OP start putting your mouth in work.

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

well you better not get lazy

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connorfinch 0

how dare he like good bj's he must be a terrible person that will ruin your life

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sourgirl101 28

I'm a stupid cuntface. ;P

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frankdatank1112 0

now go make him a sammich! JK, congrats

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ryguy997 0

how is this a ydi.

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wiggz1990 0

he's got a point ,, and 72 wow just wow

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

You just got proposed to and you're complaining about some joke your fiancé made? JEEEBUS, stop complaining and be happy.

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GinandJenkem 0

I wonder how good Rawr is at giving ********, that is, if she does.

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Randomassdude 0

bitch don't complain and post this on fml you're the one who said yes -_-

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SilenNex 0

agree 34, marrige is no excuse to slack on sex

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mizzleshizzle 0

I ponder 51's ponder as well. Can bi girls give good bjs? The biological scientist in me, coupled along with the love of recieving bjs, would love to find out.

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BangOut 2

#72 is a nympho. check her profile. ask her for BJ.

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MauriceWinifred 0

You know what they say, men aren't attracted to their wives after marriage. Don't worry op, he'll get tired of you soon enough (:

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knibbsy 4

So what is right. If I ever get engaged, I would totally say something like this to my new fiancé. If OP got pissed off and made a big deal about it, that'd be a good hint about what marriage will be like. Bitch.

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seanders 10

No I'm sorry your just a dumb bitch. I'm sure he just was joking yet hinting that she should put the same effort in thief foreplay and love making

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duckie227 22

their* I believe you mean

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seanders 10

Yes, I thank you:). Nothing like a good old double fail while accusing a peer of idiocy.

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GinandJenkem 0

5, This will all become clear when you wrap your lips around your first black pole.

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OMGJASMiNE 0

haha prove him wrong make them better? but he's an ass(x

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OMGJASMiNE 0

25 agree with what?

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JGood09 0

here come the stalker perverts, oh nooooo

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OMGJASMiNE 0

yea I know right! hellp(x

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seanders 10

On a different note 6, either the angle and your hair make your neck look really long, or it is long.

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OMGJASMiNE 0

it's the angle && my hair (x lol yu can tell where my sholder and neck kinda connect it's hard to explain (x but yur right it does look funny (:

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JGood09 0

i got ya jasmine, we'll take on these stalkers haha

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seanders 10

Ah yes when I look now I can notice it. Glad you know I wasn't trying to troll ya. Just thought I'd focus the attention away from your chest lol jk. Besides a girls mind is more important to me looks are a perk. I'm more conceded with what's between thier eyes, no what's between thier chest or legs

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OMGJASMiNE 0

61 well said I give yu propz(: n 58 yes yes we will lol(:

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irockfendergirl 0

54- Your neck does seem to look long, UNTIL I flipped your photo over. Then it's perfectly fine. Well anyhow, nice photo. :)

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irockfendergirl 0

61- awesome comment! It's nice to know there are respectable guys out there. :) That's definitely a bonus for any girl that dates you.

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seanders 10

Thanks 129:) I appreciate it. Been with my girlfriend for 5 years 7 months

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JGood09 0

And you havent proposed yet? Ya better get on that

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seanders 10

Once I'm done my masters my friend, it's all in good time:)

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Arthurie 30

This whole thread is a mess.. an uncomfortable and creepy mess..

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

Sometimes it feels like most of the comments made before 2012 are completely just copy and pasted from a middle schoolers text log.

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Cinn_fml 22

What's the big deal? The guy has a point, sure, you might not've liked the timing, just take it in good humour and tell him the same back if it bothers you so much.

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DreamerofWorlds 0

If he said it in a "haha, jk" kind of way, then you need to chill out. I get the impression that it was meant to be funny, not serious. My boyfriend would probably say something like this, and I'd just sweetly remind him that if angered, I could easily chomp down on him during said ********, lol. It's all in fun.

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paultheboriqua 0

Don't get lazy in your ********. Just go blow someone else.

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MrCalves 1

it could've been worse. he could've said that the whole proposal was a joke

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