By Heyy - 24/11/2010 17:55 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
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Cinn_fml 22

For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless. But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.

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DocBastard 38

Sooooo...Your life is ****** because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you? Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. **** off.

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Zombies_Rule 0

83, that's is exactly what I was thinking.!

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TibbysMusic 1

Probably the guy from the other one talking about how the girl wants a vibrator for Christmas. Lmao

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TheOptimist 0

No comment may exceed the greatness of 103's.

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olarvman 5

hey don't laugh the guy deserves props! haha for tryin at least

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_TONGAN_ 5

at least he was..."turned on"...lol...

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HazmatPilgrimage 0

other than 7 who said it way before her..

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Cinn_fml 22

For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless. But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.

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JaxonBeMe 0

Yah, if OP doesn't voice to her boyfriend if he's doing a good job then he'll never feel confident in what he's doing... Poor guy.

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buuuulshit 0

you try why too hard, yeah its funny thats all u need to say

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Cinn_fml 22

And if there's more to be said than 'it's funny'? (Notice #65 the correct spelling of that.) Then surely that can be said as well?

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cesciscecsy 0

My thoughts exactly, 58! u write too much all the time like ur supposed to analyze every FML. chilllll !

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sweetbitchx 0

**** off, just because she's more educated than any of you doesn't mean she's got to hold her opinions back. if you don't like it, don't read it.

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nakidna 0

you have haters. that means you're doin something right honey! her comments are usually insightful and would be helpful in the situations.

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justsomgirl 4

That's hilarious. Your boyfriend is awesome.

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mathew17986g 2

HA HA HA thats kinda awkward lol

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srslyguise 0

My ex did that ALL the time! LOL!

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Qluz 3

women are so hard to please

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sweeney18 0

xD That's a good catch.. I want a boyfriend like that. hahaha

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DocBastard 38

Sooooo...Your life is ****** because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you? Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. **** off.

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Sirin_fml 46

Free advertising for my website, yeah !

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mike3775 35

Ok that made me laugh, great job Seriously, whats the FML for? It looks like he has a sense of humor in the sack, be grateful he is trying to liven it up and not just do the deed and be done with it

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babydoll13211 0

whoa calm down it's just a website, stop taking it so seriously

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chicster 0

your showing that your a cold heartless whiney no lifed bastard.... ever thought she wasn't into that kinda thing?

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DocBastard 38

Chicster- OP clearly says her boyfriend wanted to be better than her vibrator. So that must mean she has and uses a vibrator. So that must mean she's into it. So no, I never considered that because I, unlike you, used my brain prior to commenting. Don't even get me started on "your" versus "you're."

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Tommananaze6T9 4

doc what do u do for a living because im pretty sure ur not a docter

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emilieee_fml 0

cute..very cute

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rhu4life 4

Let me correct him for you then. You're= you ******* are. Your= ******* ownership. Oh and lifed is not a word. If YOU'RE going to tell someone off use YOUR proper English speaking skills and stop making us feel ashamed of what the English language has become.

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