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I dunno what's more embarrassing. The fact that she knows about his wet dreams, or the fact that she calls it a "spludge".
-53 Kind sir if you killed Justin Bieber. Free ******** for life.
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Dang your cute
Now you can ask her tp buy you a box of tissues.
Maybe she's seen "spludge" before, but it does seem pretty gross to handle her own son's. At least OP's mom didn't get all grossed out and embarrass him even more.
hey wanna chat?
Your cute!
@164 lol the "ladder"? Latter* It's good to learn differences ^^
#190: Ladder-(Noun) 1. A structure consisting of a series of bars or steps between two lengths of wood, metal, or rope, used for climbing up or down something. 2. A series of ascending stages by which someone or something may advance or progress. Latter-(Adjective) 1. Situated or occurring nearer to the end of something than to the beginning. 2. Belonging to the final stages of something. Now stop trying to correct everyone else because you aren't right.
Eww
is that the new name for penis juice now?
Cumming on your face cumming cumming on your face
How exactly is that a turn off 34? I mean really, cum on....
17 is seman the old new way to say sperm?
At least she wont care if you did
Omg your icon
I see what you did there
What is the point of all caps?
a cross between spunk and sludge.. charming...
No it's not you are just a fourteen year old girl
And your 16 years old. Not that big of a difference…
Only 14 years old...? Ooooh. I see we have a big man in the house.
I'm 9. In cat years.
I'm 17, **** you all! :P
75 is exactly right And my point was most 14 year old girls are rather innocent
84- Well your sister ain't.
That's a very generous offer 81, but there are rather a lot of us.
Thank you slushpup!
Most 14 year old girls are not innocent actually. You are out of the loop my friend, and so am I for saying " out of the loop "
Dude you're just 2 years older calm down, you have on you two years more of experience wow!!
Lmao 104, touché.
Yay, cybercookie
8- no it's not... My boyfriend calls it that all the time.
125 well when you are young two years is quite a big difference. I think an 18 year old would probably be a lot different than me just like I think I am different from a 14 year old. Also she's a girl.
Just give up commenting. Youre getting thumbed down and trolled like crazy. Face it, most people on FML are total douche-holes and would care less to squash a poopy " think I'm so great" shirtless white boy.
If you have an issue, You'd better use a tissue.
Nice rhyme thumbs up for you!
She may have seen spludge, but she surely can't have seen iAmScrubs Premium Sweet and Salty Spludge. My spludge comes in over 100 different colours. Call now while quantities last.
-10 I'll take an ounce... Not because I'm into swallowing but that sounds hot..
I'll take 3 ounces of hot pink only if they're freshly squeezed from concentrate.
Do you accept coupons?
... Only 100?
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is that the new name for penis juice now?
Nasty