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Like a ninja
Ninjas can do whatever the hell they want.
This girl that sat in front of me in health class took out her used pad once IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS. Whenever I see her, all I think about is the pad. :/
That's ******. Go to the bathroom damnit.
Hey, hey, hey! Don't blame her, guys; she just likes to have fresh ****** 24/7.
Bloody Tampon Ninja? -Google it.
Like a nasty ninja
I'd dump her right then and there
And you're still dating her nasty ass because?
LOL Probably a bogan too.
I can't even scratch my ass in a movie theater without someone noticing. How the **** did she manage to change her pad?
That's disgusting! You can garentee that won't be the last time she does something like that in a public place.
Yeah. Or at least before. But I do know some people who, since have paid or their ticket, will stay for the whole thing, damnit!!! I guess that she was a little extreme, but it also reflects I think on their relationship. Way way too settled in the comfort zone.
Haha frankston
this is probably the most disgusting thing I've heard..
She just put the used pad in her purse??? It would be like an abattoir in there, that smells like a fish market!! Your missus is filthy mate!!
honestly i dont know why u got thumbed down. Honestly if my gf did that I WOULD dump her thats ******* disgusting to an extreme. Not that ******* difficult to go to the bathroom! Thats just disgusting, fyl OP,
I don't think I've ever heard of anything this gross before...she didn't feel the need to go to the bathroom like every other regular person in the world? She's gross
That is so disgusting how can u look at her now!!!
That's absolutely nasty, who does that?
You know they normally have toilets in cinemas...
TMI alert: I've had to change a pad while in a car on a long road trip with no bathroom or rest area around for miles. If you do it properly, and use wet wipes and sanitizer on your hands afterward, AND thoroughly wrap up the used pad in layers of paper towel and stuff it in the new pad's plastic wrapper, it's really not that gross. What are you supposed to do, let the blood seep through your pants? I hope that in saying the OP's girlfriend is "disgusting" and that he should dump her, you guys are really commenting not on her actions, but on the context. Her actions, in the right context, aren't gross. But doing what she did in a crowded public place with a bathroom nearby IS gross.
Damn, how good was the movie?
Has she ever heard of a bathroom? Did she know that movie theaters have them?
that's exactly what i was thinking...must have been amazing to refuse to leave
That is so HOT!!!
I really hope you held your breath
The difference of course is that you dud this because there was no other option. She did this because she didn't want to miss the movie? OP's gf is nasty... there is no reasonable explanation for her actions.
Yeah, the difference is definitely that you had no choice as to where you could change. This girl only had to leave for a couple of minutes to a better and more convenient environment than a movie theatre. I feel so sorry for the boyfriend in this instance. Even just out of respect, one shouldn't change a their bloody pad in a movie theatre...or anywhere in a public space that isn't a bathroom. It's just nasty. I refuse to change my sanitary items in front of my boyfriend...ANYWHERE. Why? Because it's gross enough to have to face it as a girl, but no one should have to see it. It's a toilet thing! Might as well let everyone watch you going to the toilet if you want to change pads in public. :/
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406 - and that's relevant how?
foul bachelorette frog strikes again
No 132, it's still pretty ******* gross
In a car on a road trip..no toilets I get that, but in a cinema the toilets usually are not that far away it's disgusting and just plain lazy!
Oh, gross.
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Show it anywayThat's disgusting. Even more so in public. Dump her ass, OP
maybe she was... she probably... never mind theres no excuse or explanatiob for that. thats just...eww
Did you guys hear that whooshing noise? That was 3's sarcasm going right over your heads.
And spray her with it...
I do believe I would start carrying a new girlfriend around her.
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She is definitely disgusting!!!! Ugh I can't believe you didn't dump her!
All I could think upon reading this was literally, "What the ****." I am at a loss for words! What is wrong with her?! I would have said "Are you serious? There's this thing called....a bathroom!"
In his case i believe they call it a lou
Totally agree with you #7! If I was a guy and my girlfriend did that I would tell her to go to the bathroom or gtfo! LoL
This has blown my mind because I would never even think to do something like this. What a wonderful world we live in..
Don't be silly! If she went to the bathroom she'd miss something in the film. Much better to just change it right there, obviously. Seriously though, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard! That would literally never have even occurred to me. Also... I don't get how the hell she managed it. Or why she couldn't just wait 'til the end of the movie...
Where else
I could only imagine where she would have put it if not there. I wouldn't let her have any popcorn!
Pads come with a little cover thing, prevents smell and grossness. But thats still gross
Some chick a year younger than me in middle school used to carry her used "items" in her purse instead of throwing them in the trash...it was disgusting.
338- maybe she was embarrassed so she waited until she got home.
463-embarrassed?! enuf to put it in her purse but not to go to the bathroom to change it discreetly? that doesnt make any sense. she's just plain disgusting, and op maybe has some kind of confidence issues cause no man I date would stick w me if I tried pulling a stunt like that! ugh!
If I were OP, I think I would cry
When I was little I got really sick during a movie and threw up in my mum's purse...random fact.
At least she didn't ask you to hold her purse..?
Or her hand! *shudder*
gross...wtf???
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Man that's disgusting
Like a ninja