Mind games

By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
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griffins33 4

At least your being turned on

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Robro54 6

He probably had a nicer body and more sex appeal in your imagination than he did in real life.

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DocBastard 38

He must NOT suck, which is why sex with him isn't great.

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boydeee01 7

Waiting for someone to say, "Doesn't matter, had sex."

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kyarush 10

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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aliaskis 3

Doc, did you move? Coulda sworn you were in Hungary. You're making this whole stalking thing much more difficult than it should be.

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DocBastard 38

Aliaskis - did I what? I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about. *moves to Portugal*

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griffins33 4

At least your being turned on

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Wicked361 8

I don't get why you got thumbed down... You said the truth

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MikeDa1Da 14

I don't get why you got thumbed down.. You said the truth

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vturbz91 0

Kakarot your a douche ... oops "you're" a douche

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Wicked361 8

60- I'm not sure if you saw my comment or are just mocking me...

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mike3775 35

Well it seems that maybe there is something about the BF you do not like.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Perhaps his penis?

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Pinkfl0yd 9

I get that it's Aladdin but what does Disney have to do with this post?

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goldfishgod 20

It has to do with the fact that I want to take that girl on a magical, sexual carpet ride.

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Redoxx_fml 22

I hope you clean that carpet

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bizarre_ftw 21

Goldfishgod - I am honestly depressed that I appear to be the only one that thought of the Steppenwolf song before the Disney movie *facepalm* society saddens me sometimes On the other hand *applauds and bows with a hat twirl* kudos to you for the reference. I approve! ^_^

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bizarre_ftw 21

24 - your name and comment combined sadden me further

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Robro54 6

He probably had a nicer body and more sex appeal in your imagination than he did in real life.

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94yhy 8

That's the problem with fantasizing, you expect too much from someone and you end up disappointed.

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Enslaved 36

All those naughty things you thought about doing, should have been acted out, then things might have been different.

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shrekus 0

Indeed, most are to shy or embarrassed to tell the other person.

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jennt89 10

story of my life lol. I wish my bf would last more than 5 minutes.

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cjwalsh86 0

5 minutes! You're lucky! I'm happy to get 30 seconds!

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Sarahmarie1990 0

You just have to get him drunk or go Multiple times usually does the trick

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rogerover 19

Try oral sex. NEVER fails to please in a most orgasmic way!

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jtthegr8 26

Ehhh i've gone for 2 hours...got bored and tired...its still amazing though

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louiseth 9

57, I read the second half of your comment in Mary Poppins' voice.

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ocie14 9

It happens. That's why it's called a fantasy. Not reality.

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infinitii 0

I'd like to see the look on your boyfriends face if you were to tell him that the theoretical version of himself is 10 times as good as he is lmao

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yandizzle 0

I'm so going to tell my boyfriend this just to see what he does lol

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aliaskis 3

Seriously? Because even after you say "just kidding," he will always wonder whether you really were. Way to actually try to give the poor guy a complex. You sound like a fabulous girlfriend.

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SecretMe00 5

She was joking around 44.. Chill. Besides some people have open, random relationships like that (like my man and I). U just have to know the person to know your limitations.

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spazz666 18

75) No, she wasn't joking. And maybe your man and you have "open, random relationships like that" because you both have "open, random" bad grammar together. Even joking, a seed of doubt is all anyone ever needs to twist it all out of proportion and demolish their hard worked-for self confidence. You go right ahead and tell your man that he's not pleasing you and your imagination is 10x better than the real him and see if he ever does as well in bed again.

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