By SG - 24/03/2012 12:14 - United States

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Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML
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Guren 0

I just imagined that and couldn't stop from laughing

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deviable 9

C'mon, I would kill to have someone who would apply my deodorant for me.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Poor guy. Don't be surprised if he ever cheated on you.

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BRLHP 24

37, having bad b.o. Means your spouse will cheat on you? Wtf.

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Colonel_Lexi 18

Are you the same woman who left bits and pieces of tissue in her ******?

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babykillaseason 0

Jamacin me crasy mahn.

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Scarlettx7 0

He's at least trying to help

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juanaranda1015 4

That stinks..but seriously I think that was kinda rude. He should've let you known first.

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badactor009 0

Or, taken you for a joint shower... and continued on there after some soap. Bottom line, nobody can remain squeaky clean 24/7. Instead of rolling on something to mask the funk, do the duo sexy soap scene.

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sydie5 12

I actually think what he did was a really effective way of telling her she needs deodorant while still being able to continue the fooling around.

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NuTrees 9

I find it rude that she thought it was okay to fool around musty

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wlddog 14

Rude??? I can think of several much worse ways to tell her she stinks. It sounds like he did it in a creative and carefree way.

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ladyLALAA 28

OP's partner probably did it in a joking manner as to not embarrass her, I think it's cute.

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omgcookeys 15

How? Would he have bent down seductively and whispered in her ear " your armpits smell terrible"

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blushy 14

at least now you know you have a body odour problem and can do something about it instead of walking around stinky and people talking about it

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Meowingtons500 18

This reminds me of the short film about personal hygiene we watched in grade 5 health. "Some bits and pieces ain't nice."

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retroblonde97 8

Wow I watched that video too! That lady missed out on more than personal hygiene ;D

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Meowingtons500 18

Bet your health nurse didn't impersonate Britney Spears. ;)

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Isoldael 27

He should have taken you to take a shower together, deodorant doesn't do much after you've already sweated anyway.

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lolipop1234_fml 7

Omg I know this has nothing to do with the FML but I had a corn snake the exact same as your pic!

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QueenQuay77 10

That's what I do with my boyfriend when he or I stink after a long day and were in the mood.

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kuges 0

She should if she has any brains what so ever

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poisonwolf 6

Why was there deodorant next to the bed? Before you get into bed check for some pit stick.

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perdix 29

Such a sad precedent: Your poor hygiene leads to seductive foreplay. This indicates that you should stop wiping.

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Doxy 22

You should work for Cosmo. That's the kind of tips on sex and foreplay they're looking for.

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NotInTheMoodShoo 0

I'm sorry but that ***** funny...

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Perhaps ask the poor fellow from an earlier FML post on some advice? I heard he had a great time going down south on his GF :p

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perdix 29

He wouldn't have to worry about bits of toilet paper.

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TheFamilyElf 17

That's a serious mood killer. Still, would you rather have just stunk and gotten stinker as the night went on?

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AritFish 0

Lifting arms up is seductive? You and your husband are into that freaky stuff.

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biscuit1080 0

What's seductive about lifting somebody's arms up? What did you think he'd do?

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b00kn3rd 14

You're probably not sexually active, which may be a good thing. Think laying down and man on top lifting her arms above her head to hold her down. It's a dominance thing and statically shown to be most women's number one fantasy.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Ooor to just put deodorant on the person with terrible smelly armpits.

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meade34 2

Thank you 33. I didn't wanna have to explain that to a virgin.

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KeepTalking 6

Because being a Virgin is so bad? Good to see the morals of our society being upheld!

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raney150 0

-implying having sex is immoral. I don't think there is anything wrong with being a virgin, but I also don't think having se is immoral.

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NoisyNykkii 10

Having sex doesn't make you the devil, nor does being a virgin make you a saint. Grow up, kids.

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