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You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying
At least he's creative! That could be useful in many parts of OP's life ;)
What if they have a boy?
Daughter: "Mom, how did I get my name?" Mom.: " your father moaned it while making me ****** during sex." Daughter: "F***!"
-16 Mother: "That's what he said!"
Obviously your husband is a prophet! Maybe he'll another "Book of Mormon."
What a crock! Though sometimes people do fantasize about others during sex. I hope that's all it is
'What a crock!' okay best insult ever no sarcasm.
Or a Justin bieber, but those chances are quite rare.
Here are signs that your child is a Justin Bieber: 1. It's an untalented mainstream pop singer when he grows up. 2. It has no gender. 3. It acts and dresses like a complete douchebag. 4. Nobody has any respect for it's singing abilities except for 12 year old girls and 60+ year old perverts. 5. It drops the soap on purpose in prison. Many believe it is male, but we will never know.
49 - Silly goose! You haven't been studying the "Signs that Your Child is a Mistake and Deserves to Get His Throat Ripped Out Because He's a Terrible Singer and Only has Money Because 12-Year-Old Girls and Perverts Actually Buy His Crappy Music" book!
40) 6. Likes to haunt the nightmares of innocent little chipmunks.
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Show it anywayKeanu Reeves isn't THAT bad, is he?
Have you seen the video? Kim Kardashian is too talented.
50- seriously, you went way too far with that one... You should have stopped when your second comment failed
91- He's just not what I'd consider a talented actor. He's great in certain parts, but anything requiring a show of emotion is beyond him. He has an extremely limited range. It's nothing against him. Lots of actors are type-cast for that reason. They're only good in one kind of role.
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Show it anywayThat's sick number 4.
Incest is never wincest. It is gross and wrong on SO many levels...
Did you just say that
Hmm... Don't mean to be captain obvious here but its a sign he's being dishonest with you. :/
It's human to fantasize about other people even during sex. It doesn't mean he's cheating, if he was cheating ya probably wouldn't be having sex lol
Fantasising about someone else is just as bad as cheating. In his mind, he wants to cheat. How's that different from his body wanting to??
130 because he is not acting on his fantasies ... "If someone pissed you off so much that you hated and wanted them to die ( but you dont kill them) that makes you a killer" thats your logic
Like really?! Also to be really obvious, that was sarcasm!
Stupid people like you get buttf***ed over the internet then complain about it. YDI
Of course! How dare she not control who he fantasizes about, be it a celebrity or anyone, shame on her!
If their relationship getting boring is the reason then she should show her body to him more often.or buy a stripper pole and put on a show
Great Christian values there.
pretty sure people don't come on here to show those
Well, considering he said the Lord was talking to him and he had a divine encounter, my guess is that he practices some sort of Christianity.
It's ok 108 I believe in dog too:)
Well he's creative, I'll give him that.
Okay, so that means you are going to let him name your daughter after his girlfriend then?
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he's screwed if you guys have a son
You'll feel real stupid when your future daughter has that name: P haha but seriously you have to give him credit for trying