His boner did.

Or.... Or..... He was really tired. He was a trooper for trying, but eventually the human body simply stops working.

I don't understand how people get tired during sex. I never have and don't think I ever will. Haha

62 You are ******* 16 you gotta be joking

I hear his hand is quite the trooper

yeah...obviously someone young or not very occupied during the day

16 year olds can have sex... They don't get tired though that's for damn sure

Yeah 16 year olds can have sex, they made a whole show about it. I think it's called 16 and pregnant?

Yeah op, don't take it to heart maybe he had a long day

haha I think if he had narcolepsy then op would be aware of it and remain unoffended. that would be crazy if people developed narcolepsy as they aged though.

Narcolepsy does get worse as you get older...

Some people go their whole life without realizing they have narcolepsy. And in most cases, it gets worse as you get older and if you don't know you have it, you'll never get the medicine that helps keep you awake

That's true. He could possibly have narcolepsy. I am 42 and according to my doctor I may have had it for a long time, it just got worse as I aged. I didn't start falling asleep driving, talking on the phone, etc., until I was in my early 30's. So it is very possible op's husband may be narcoleptic.

Jumping sheep? I've heard of counting sheep to put you to sleep. Is that like a shepherd's leap frog? (:

They jump over gates, you count them ;)

Oops yeah, I got that image after I already sent my comment. :P I feel sheepish.

#26, Shhh! Don't ask him too many questions! I've heard rumors about farm boys and I don't think you want to know the details. Suffice it to say that I was once in a feed store and noticed they sold Valentime's cards that said "I Love Ewe." Ick!

"ValentiMe's"? Somehow I feel there's a hidden joke in that spelling.;) Speaking of jokes: What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, Get Off My Ewe!"

#35, nice try! You want us all to think you are so good, but a few of us know that you are really baaaaaa-d. ;)

The amount of winky faces in this thread is TOO DAMN HIGH!

;)

#45, even worse, I've used the semi-colon/close parenthesis emoticon so often, I've developed a facial tic!

Yeah, and most of the time I can't write a comment without my tongue hanging out. :P

Well get that tongue some exercise ;)

If she can put up with someone that fat on top of her, she must be a wailord.

He must be a Snorlax.

But unfortunately his flute went soft. Play on it and I bet a wild snorlax appears.

Nah. Just play with his Sudowoodo and it'll start dancing again. :P

A dash of cayenne should do the trick

Maybe that was the problem, Ambien sex gone wrong.

10: Challan, do you ever stop being awesome?

I try not too, Doctor Hook.

13- Sounds like you know a little much about this fml, Perdix. Will you be having a chat with your wife about posting this later, or confiscating her nail file? ;) (tease!)

#42, for our tenth anniversary, I got her a shock collar. With a few well-timed jolts, I get her to bring out the pre-engagement maneuvers that sucked me into this man-made hell in the first place. Winky-face!