Sorry

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

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Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
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OP must ditch her and move on. NEVER stay with or reunite with someone who cheated on you, even if he/she did it only once and "apologized." It won't ever be the same. Just move on. Parsley.

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ms_YoungMula 8

Just remember OP, a Cheater never loses its spots *wise guy wisdom*

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rockne93 17

Am I the only one who saw boobs ?

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mFUNdo21 17

knock if you don't want to see ****. fyl OP, I hope you ditch the bitch. you don't deserve to be treated like that or suffer any consequences of her promiscuity

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PandaSmile 24

Are you kidding?! Dump that bitch! How did she think that was possibly going to end well

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wonderfulrosie 13

Because she is stupid. OP definitely should dump the dumb bitch.

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Shadowbay 18

I don't think she gave a f*ck... well not to the right person..

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Dre27 20

Ladies and Gentleman that's what we call a *****

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"Hey, watch it buddy! Women are free to **** whoever they please whenever they please. No such thing as a *****. Doesn't matter who they're with. They don't need a man to govern or supervise their sexual practices. So stop ****-shaming and let them be as open as parachutes. You don't have a ******, after all, so what do you care?" -Every Feminazi everywhere

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jojimugo 20

More like a inconsiderate damn *****

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AurumPotestasEst 16

Who said that she was being paid? For all we know she could be a perfectly respectable ****!

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AurumPotestasEst 16

"Respectable" ****?

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AurumPotestasEst 16

Yeah! As in, not a *****! Wait... why am I talking to myself?

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AurumPotestasEst 16

You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!

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AurumPotestasEst 16

Shut up Gollum! (Sobbing) You don't control me... (racking breath) anymore! (Sobs in corner) {End Scene}

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leonchen7498 12

that was just.. *wipes tear* beautiful ;;

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nurchok 15

I agree with 54 and 55, ****** take money, ***** will **** anyone, bitches will **** anyone but you... So a **** or a bitch is a better word in this case

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Dre27 20

#54, I'll be sure to distinctly think about the difference next time

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AurumPotestasEst 16

You seem to be slightly confused nurchok so I'll tell you a little secret... number 54 and number 55 are the same person. So is the person posting this but that's neither here nor there.

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Mortoli 30

Lol don't feel bad I caught myself answering my own question on YouTube. It was so funny

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NoFlippinWai 24

Obviously OP, the red light on the porch was off. That means the ***** is busy. tsk tsk. you shoulda knocked... or joined in? *wink*

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WalterWhite_ 3

Because I am the one who knocks.

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RedPillSucks 31

Because of the rule "If the trailer is rocking, don't come knocking"

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Spider_Web 11

I believe it was a joke, sir

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Comet_Candy 23

How disgusting! I really hope you meant ex girlfriend...

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

who are these girls who justify what they are doing? seriously it blows my mind,, she truly believe she is in the right

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awkwardloveannie 28

some don't they just don't wanna be in trouble so they TRY to turn it on the innocent party

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

I never thought about it like that,, it makes sense

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laden_swallow09 34

51- I am favoriting this particular FML solely for that answer. I've wondered and asked, and never been given a clear answer before. Thank you.

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thatnucca 36

Not knocking some sense into them both I presume?!

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