By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
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Xelabasat 14

Next time give her a cream pie and see how she likes that

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Xelabasat 14

Next time give her a cream pie and see how she likes that

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veenarm 8

when people ask what the highlight of their day was they don't want to know if you had sex. everyone has it....

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Moskaaa7 26

What if it was the boyfriend who asked her that?

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cornyrob 33

Sometimes cupcakes are just better than sex. Don't take it personally. Just find out if she enjoys sex with you, and what could be improved.

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chirstinap325 23

What kind of cupcake was it? If we're talking coffee flavor, id be worried. If it was red velvet then don't be too discouraged, kid ;)

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BlameTheOwls 14

Sex is an every day event (or can be for some couples), cupcakes are not!

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Jaelkus 28

Were you trying something new or exciting? If not then most sex isn't top 5

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p0ssessi0nX 10

An excellent cupcake beats sex any day. Cupcakes are less messy than sex, so there's that too.

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chirstinap325 23

I'd say that's debatable, depending on how good the cupcake is or how hungry you are :)

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cootiequeen4444 11

Maybe I just eat like a wild animal, but I find...combining the crumb and icing factors, cupcakes can be pretty messy. And in the end, it's like wow I'm a slob rather than after sex where it's like well I guess this is an acceptable state of messiness. Also sex apparently burns calories. Show me a cupcake that does that and I'll be there in 5 minutes!

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TaoShaman 24

Definitely. Not everyone finds sex to be this amazing thing. Not everyone even has it or wants it. Cupcakes are awesome though.

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RichardPencil 30

Your sex didn't beat a grocery store cupcake? Damn! Now, an artisanal bakery cupcake could provide stiff competition. Can you give her better frosting?

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ThrottleJockey 35

I believe OP is the one providing stiff competition.

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Fernan510 14

And the fail is...? I honestly see nothing wrong with that. Even so, you don't just go around telling everyone you had sex unless you are in middle school or something... relax.

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