Intimacy: Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't... - FML

By BejeweledJizz - 05/11/2016 12:29

Spicy

Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML

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By CandyCrushAddict - 21/09/2013 15:09 - United States - Wilson

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

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Satisfaction

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 01:00 - Australia - Balwyn North

Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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Overthinking it

By kmang33 - 02/04/2010 11:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me that I think too much during sex. Now the only thing I can think about is how much I'm thinking too much. FML

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By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML

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Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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Great start

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Spicy

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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Levi2411 41

Sunday 6 November 2016 8:44

I think the title about sums it up.

PortugueseFool 15

Sunday 6 November 2016 15:15

Boy are you gonna love Huniepop;

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Levi2411 41

Sunday 6 November 2016 8:44

I think the title about sums it up.

J352SAURUS 30

Sunday 6 November 2016 10:05

That username though.

imjanty 10

Sunday 6 November 2016 11:14

I just downloaded it ?

SleepyPharma 21

Sunday 6 November 2016 21:40

Are you sure?

PePziNL 20

Monday 7 November 2016 0:38

You downloaded sex?

seasonedtoast 19

Sunday 6 November 2016 11:37

We've all been there

Savagephy 17

Sunday 6 November 2016 11:39

Is it like candy crush if so, no wonder games like that is addicting don't blame yourself

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 November 2016 13:18

She was probably happy that, because you were distracted, you took a little longer to finish. If so, she'll want you to level up!

PortugueseFool 15

Sunday 6 November 2016 15:15

Boy are you gonna love Huniepop;

Shephard922 1

Sunday 22 January 2017 12:51

I just signed up to FML just to upvote this! It fits PERFECTLY ahahahaa!

Shephard922 1

Sunday 22 January 2017 12:51

I just signed up to FML just to upvote this! It fits PERFECTLY ahahahaa!

Shephard922 1

Sunday 22 January 2017 12:51

I just signed up to FML just to upvote this! It fits PERFECTLY ahahahaa!

Georgia2016 15

Sunday 6 November 2016 16:21

it's worse when thinking about it starts to get you of.....

snazz23 20

Sunday 6 November 2016 17:45

you shouldn't try bejeweled stars, then.

xercister 19

Sunday 6 November 2016 20:03

Don't try World of Warcraft then. next thing you know you'll tell your gf she can get a level 80 e-peen mount to ride from you. Then smile at her and tell her to join your PvP team which is named Come Honor Face...

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Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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Today, I was stopped behind a pickup truck filled with junk. I told my friend that the person should have secured the junk better, since it looked like it would fall off any minute. My friend assured me it wouldn't. Right after she said that, a large piece of plywood fell off and hit my windshield. FML

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Today, the universe smiled upon me and my longtime fantasy of seeing someone I know appear in an adult film finally came true. However, as a straight guy, I should have been more specific: I was hoping to see a woman I know appear in an adult film. FML

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