Intimacy: Play along

Play along

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while talking online with my boyfriend, the conversation turned sexual. He stopped responding but I continued with the conversation. Then I got a response, "This is his sister. He fell asleep and I need the computer. I'll tell him you said goodnight, but not that other stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:49 - France

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

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No way

By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada

Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML

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Eternally romantic

By singledumbfuck - 22/03/2020 03:30

Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 13:58

why would you continue the conversation? if the other person stops responding, there's no point talking because you don't know if they're reading what you're saying.

SlightlyGPirate 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 12:18

oh ouch that sucks

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SlightlyGPirate 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 12:18

oh ouch that sucks

pingpongpickle 8

Monday 7 June 2010 5:15

hahah he fell asleep, mustve been pretty bored

Turfin 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:31

how ouch more like hide under ur covers embarassment

himynameisadam 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 12:31

haha this made my day and first

shinshoku13 19

Monday 14 May 2012 12:59

I think you should start by putting an "and" in your comment

fucksmyylife 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 12:47

ydi for being a cyber *****

mrlucky4444 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 12:48

Lol that's funny

fucksmyylife 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 12:53

you probably should have continued and convince his sister to have a threesome.

jimmyjimjobobo 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 12:57

haha how embarissing! FYL ___________________________ www.youtube/jimmyjimjobobo123.com

Jincos 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 12:57

Look out! You attracted a lesbian!

Cjw1220 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:25

Lesbians are strange creatures

TheGuyInsideU 0

Friday 1 April 2011 8:47

girl on girl action while the guy gets all the benifits xD

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 13:58

why would you continue the conversation? if the other person stops responding, there's no point talking because you don't know if they're reading what you're saying.

littlegolferboy 4

Tuesday 15 September 2009 15:02

This is funny, because I've done something pretty similar. Except I usually deduce for myself that the person fell asleep and never had to deal with any siblings.