Kids: Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There...

By Randolph - 15/10/2012 02:24 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML

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By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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By Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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By Ploeboi - 04/08/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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By SheaLili - 07/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 07:03 - United States - Tampa

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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By Spanish Steps - 19/09/2021 07:59 - Spain

Today, I got stoned with the clowns at the birthday party I took my niece to. This is a new low point. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 19:20 - United States

Today, my son couldn't find all the parts to his Cub Scout uniform. I had a serious talk with him about being prepared, and how he would need to live with the consequences of not having the right outfit on. When we arrived at the meeting, everyone was in costumes because it's Halloween. I forgot. FML

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Scary

By The V Sal - 13/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year-old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled, "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML

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By bluewinter - 23/05/2009 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML

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TurtleSmile 14

Monday 15 October 2012 9:10

Tell the kids you think the clown is very stylish.

SApprentice 34

Monday 15 October 2012 9:05

Ah, well. Everyone probably enjoyed the laugh. You just made your son's party a little more fun for everyone involved, even if it was unintentionally.

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SApprentice 34

Monday 15 October 2012 9:05

Ah, well. Everyone probably enjoyed the laugh. You just made your son's party a little more fun for everyone involved, even if it was unintentionally.

AKGirlinSD 20

Monday 15 October 2012 18:18

Either the clown has great style, even dressed up as a clown, or the Original Poster has a horrible sense of style. Which one is it? haha

TurtleSmile 14

Monday 15 October 2012 9:10

Tell the kids you think the clown is very stylish.

SeepingSarcasm 7

Monday 15 October 2012 9:59

So you dress like a clown and make people laugh? Next you will have a urge for multi-coloured hairdye and a red nose... One does not choose to be a clown, one is chosen by fate for this honoured position!

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 17 October 2012 2:23

Is this Noor with a second account?

Enslaved 36

Monday 15 October 2012 10:42

Did that make you have "Tears of a Clown"? At least you made your kid and guest laugh! ***I really think clowns are scary! Now magicians are the shit! I'm a sucker for a good magic trick!(:

AFEmoWifey 0

Monday 15 October 2012 17:22

Clowns are pure evil. I am with you, they are terrifying.

Mideoyeo 12

Monday 15 October 2012 11:52

Inception...were you perhaps the clown and your husband was you in disguise?!

CharresBarkrey 15

Monday 15 October 2012 12:38

I think you misinterpreted the point of Inception...

Kyouzou 15

Monday 15 October 2012 13:18

You understand that OP is a man right? Isn't it a little presumptuous to assume that he has a husband?

Mideoyeo 12

Monday 15 October 2012 11:52

Inception...were you perhaps the clown and your husband was dressed up as you?!

klovemachine 24

Monday 15 October 2012 12:01

Quit clowning around, OP :P

PrincessPesa 20

Monday 15 October 2012 12:06

At least there was a moment of reverence for the loss of your dignity! The party gods thank you for this most excellent fashion faux pas, and are sorry you never received a certain fortune cookie advising you to stop shopping at Bozo's Big and Tall (and Dads).