Kids: Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings...

By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML

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By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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By Noname - 01/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

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By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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Almost right

By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 06:01

Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML

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By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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By transcendingnerd - 13/04/2015 10:46 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

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Badluckbobby 12

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:52

That's when you tell her she's adopted. :)

iGottaFindBubbah 12

Thursday 8 August 2013 12:07

How old is your little sister? Just curious because she's young enough for a lullaby but old enough to diss you.

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Badluckbobby 12

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:52

That's when you tell her she's adopted. :)

HowAreYouToday 34

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:57

better yet, say you regret convincing your parents to kidnap her. its guaranteed to scar her emotionally for years to come!

DeidaraAkatsuki 17

Thursday 8 August 2013 12:08

Next time, stand in the corner of the room flicking a torch on and off while screaming. See if she gets to sleep then.

miiapaige 14

Thursday 8 August 2013 15:09

Or tell her that the orphanage wouldn't take her back

lightanddark 17

Thursday 8 August 2013 16:43

adopted from russia no less

Krystal3408 32

Thursday 8 August 2013 22:29

Oh the poor girl

MrPortalFan 21

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:53

That is one mean sister.

Caitie_kid 8

Thursday 8 August 2013 14:35

Next time sneak into her room after she falls asleep in a ski mask with a fake knife and scare the piss out of her. Literally. Lol, that's what older siblings are supposed to do anyways. Mine scared the crap out of me by calling (we never had caller ID) the first time I was ever home alone and told me they could see me in the kitchen and were watching me in a super creepy voice then hung up. I totally freaked out and hid until my parents got home. Too bad I didn't think about the fact that we only had one phone and it was in the kitchen. Lol. Ohhh fond family memories :)