By clean - 16/09/2013 07:51 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
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killuhand 12

can't blame the kid for wanting to be minty fresh

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feldco1 17

At least this didnt say "my toothbrush."

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killuhand 12

can't blame the kid for wanting to be minty fresh

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I remember the fml way back when the brother found out his sister was using his electronic toothbrush to pleasure herself. I did not expect a father to find his son using a normal toothbrush to wash his wang off. Obviously he should have used an electronic SpongeBob toothbrush instead. The "FUN" song really helps to get into those hard to reach areas.

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sarah6786 14

He wanted to make sure his girlfriend's breath smelled nice.

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tjv3 10

Wouldn't that hurt? You would think it would

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Brush-a brush-a brush-a :)

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Fitzinator1995 13

it wasn't yours was it?

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Gingerette 8

I giggled hardcore at this. I think he should get props for being hygienic.

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biggestfan23 11

That's the complete opposite of being hygienic

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ViRepz 28

#17 How is it? The FML never said it was the same regular toothbrush that is used to brush teeth.

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doodlecloud 26

I can't imagine something as rough as a toothbrush would be a good tool for cleaning something so delicate...that skin is soft and could potentially get cut (or at least very sore), which could become infected. Therefore, not hygienic.

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biggestfan23 11

#32 it doesn't have to say. Anybody who has a brain can come to the conclusion that he was using a toothbrush that is used to brush your teeth

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vipirius 18

48 he could have bought a separate toothbrush specifically for that task.

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evilplatypus 38

48 - I have a toothbrush for cleaning behind my ears. It's never been used for anything else. Yes it's a bit strange, but there's no reason to conclude I also use it for teeth.

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lbrown66 12

I hope you haven't had any of these, you look about 9 years old

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ViRepz 28

She could be the cause of the moments?

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whyisitme12 19

Those awkward parent moments. Can u imagine how the kid felt. And now the whole FML community will see it.

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Chumbowamba 10

I agree.. aint a parent but hell I would not know how to respond. lol

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feldco1 17

At least this didnt say "my toothbrush."

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sk1tt135 22

That's what I was wondering, who's toothbrush is it?

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Sansa_fml 38

That was what I was thinking. It can always be worse.

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ZingZilla 8

We can only hope he didn't clean the inside of the pipe work if you catch my drift...

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe he's got a hoodie and is cleaning the inside of that...

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kaymi 17

If it was your toothbrush, fyl. Otherwise eh, he cleaned his penis who cares about the method he used? Lol

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150493x 29

He wants it in mint condition

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Blackcatluck 19

No it actually feels good...,not that I would know or anything

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Brenna19 5

Only way to find out is to try lol

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RollingCakes 21

Quite alot actually, which surprises me since the majority of people who do clean are uncircumcised and if one is uncircumcised it's usually pretty sensitive down there.

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massinator5 4

In just gonna go ahead and pass on the opportunity.

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Patriot115 10

I hope it wasn't your toothbrush

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