To be honest, I completely read the FML with only one "if he had a girlfriend." I guess my brain just interpreted it as a normal sentence without any repeats.

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Okay 29 & 34, we get it. Shut the **** up.

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Yes a lot of people don't see the the error in these kinds of sentences.

Yeah, 57, they they really don't.

Don't you dare call boobies imaginary! What is wrong with you?

Not imaginary, just that they live in Canada and can't come visit whenever other people ask for proof of their existence.

The kid is like that because he is like that Just because someone watches TV or plays video games doesn't mean they'll become mass killers or have multiple girlfriends

Get off my lawn! Now where did I put my prune juice?

Not always tv, internet

What What?

Don't know why you're getting downvoted, this comment is priceless.

Because this is a 7 year old child who is thinking about breasts and other people as simply valuable because of sex appeal. That is not doing something right.

Like on a list of the ten douchiest guys some poor gal will have the misfortune of dating. This list will likely be published to her blog and receive many retweets or something.

Like divorce court.

He's going places alright. Like Maury's.

not college, but places

But what if A has a better personality?

I don't know if I'd be willing to pass up the opportunity to learn how somebody got two Unicode @ symbols for areolae.