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oh thats a complement. You must look young.
No, no it's not. What kind of 25-year-old wants to look 16?
it is a compliment
Well, see, with 16 and such comes the stigma of being a stupid teen, or in OP's case a little *****. That is why it's not a compliment.
Hell, if you learned to keep your legs closed, you won't be a mother at 16, 25, or 95...
oh shit farside u win. maybe thats why the old bitch is , well, bitchy
this is actually to Farside's and also beastly13's posts.....Amen lol
Ohhh snap, Reyo. Nice.
trust me looking young will really come in handy when you are in your mid 30's or so, this isnt a fml at all
Personally, i think the OP should've went off at the old bitch. Uncalled for violence FTW!
^ agreed. you should start looking older though if it's an fml fo ya xD
atleast when she's 40 she'll look 31 ;)
Your early 20's is a perfect time to start raising a family. That way you don't have to leave your, hopefully, secure job later on. your kids will be old enough to be taken care of by others while you can provide them with a future.
It's frankly none of her business. People like this annoy the **** out of me.
Reyo - You're just as bad as the old lady. **** you. You don't know her situation and even if you did, you have no right to judge what's right or wrong.
sux. heres a waffle (>'')># spread the word!
Agreed.
how is that a waffle?
[]<("<) there's some maple syrup / pringles / a brick to go with ya waffle :D
Her, have a juice box! (it's 100% juice cus it's AWESOME) (>")>[|]
I don't get it... How is that a waffle? Or maple syrup? Or a juice box? And what does this have to do with the fml?
Should have kicked the bitch down, then do a choke-hold on her neck with your legs. Or ignored her and continued on with your day. You probably would have forgot about it within ... an hour..?
Three seconds if she is a goldfish..................which i'm prety sure she is.
There is more than one type of memory. There are people with brain lesions or surgery (google HM) that cannot form new memories about facts, so if you meet him and leave the room and come back in, he will have no memory of having met you before. But their procedural memory is intact... they can remember how to do things. HM learned to play the piano after his surgeries, even though he didn't remember ever being taught how to play the piano. I'd imagine the goldfish phenomenon is similar. :)
Aw. Well, hopefully you corrected her! Rude people like that deserve to be put in their places.
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
exactly what i was thinking!
I know! She can't just go assuming things.
Even though that was ridiculously rude of her, I don't see how this is an FML--you were just told you look nine years younger than you are.
Chuck Norris beat the Mona Lisa in a staring contest. (I made that up) Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris once won a game of connect four in three moves.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the World Series of Poker despite holding just a joker, a get out of jail free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs and a green #4 from the game Uno.
There's a joke that says when Chuck Norris falls in water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is ridiculous. Everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't fall.
Chuck Norris Facts died for me when he got so stupid about the one about evolution. "Yeah that's funny BUT YOU KNOW THE LORD ALL MIGHTY GOD..."
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Is that a comliment or an insult idk
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oh thats a complement. You must look young.
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.