Sex, Facebook and Social Media: Today, I looked at the Facebook page of the girl I really liked,...

By YeahWhatOkay - 09/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I looked at the Facebook page of the girl I really liked, and I saw that she'd written on her friend's wall, "Last night was the biggest mistake of my life." We hooked up last night. FML

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You deserved it 4 844

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 23:12 - Canada

Today, I hooked up with my ex-girlfriend, after she confessed to still being in love with me. I logged into Facebook after she left, only to find her status set to "I think I just made a big mistake." FML

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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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You deserved it 61 457

By Noname - 11/03/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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You deserved it 5 956

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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You deserved it 24 731

By anon - 31/01/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

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You deserved it 8 849

By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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You deserved it 5 574

By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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volnye 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:49

This may sound weird, but make sure it was about you. You're probably right, but wouldn't a misunderstanding really suck? I think it's never good to make big decisions about assumptions.

Lou_Briccant 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:11

Man, people need to realize that what they put on the internet is PUBLIC. Not referring to the author of this FML, but to the idiot girl who updated her Facebook reply in the FML.

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arms_akimbo 0

Monday 9 February 2009 14:39

Ow.

volnye 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:49

This may sound weird, but make sure it was about you. You're probably right, but wouldn't a misunderstanding really suck? I think it's never good to make big decisions about assumptions.

Lou_Briccant 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 1:11

Man, people need to realize that what they put on the internet is PUBLIC. Not referring to the author of this FML, but to the idiot girl who updated her Facebook reply in the FML.

lazorzpewpew 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 16:07

At least you got to hook up with her! Things are looking up :P

captcool024 0

Friday 13 February 2009 6:02

#9.. that was really dick haha

unlovable_fml 1

Saturday 14 February 2009 21:18

forget that she even exists. if she knew you were going to read that, she probably doesn't give a toss to you anyway.

justforfun_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:06

How can people not realize that their comments are visible? She must have done that intentionally... I'm sorry, though. That really sucks.

Alley_Cat_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 8:03

I agree with #10, but instead of saying "I don't know what WE were thinking" say "I don't know what I was thinking" **** her, if she's going to make you feel like shit and disregard your fellings publicly, then she deserves the same treatment.