By fmylovelife - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
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karinabeby 0

sorry bout that bro.

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karinabeby 0

sorry bout that bro.

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friscoed 0

I hate people like that.. Believe me your way better off without her anyway!

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IphonFML 6

haha the way u wrote it makes it funny. BUT its not. w.e leave it to karma

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shrinkydinks 0

oh relationships. it's just best to stay out of them;)

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BaconDave 12

It's so funny how a bunch of the OP's usernames has to do with the FML. Fmylovelife. Haha so funny...

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sourgirl101 28

30, did you know when you submit in your FML, you could change/enter in a different name, right?(:

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agummere796 0

bows a good time to put the thorns to use:D

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MrFlintstone 5

I think your the better surprise present giver in this relationship

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lunaXXdennice 0

dude that sucks but leave it to karma you are better off without her anyway

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abnormalbird 11

She's going to surprise herself with the fat hag she becomes.

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NuTrees 9

Hoes get karma tenfold don't worry about her.

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Docbee 11

Did you surprise her back by getting her pregnant?

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LaughinStock 16

^ really did you not read the FML clearly says she got back with her ex

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OceanProtection 0

Xecutedreaper is my x-box live name.. come at me bro

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agentx52 13

That would totally screw with her mind. He should lmao

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TheNewGuy03 28

well, better than being covered in thorns, i say. |the kid|

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cudi504 4

at least it wasnt something more expensive. but fyl that sucks

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JesusFishTaco 5

No one can say anything about this person's profile picture under this comment or they shall suffer the pharaoh's curse.

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smurfsarwales 9

his profile pic is so g. I wish I could like him...

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GuessWhatKids 13

G-G-G-G-G-G-GAY UNIT

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zeroxbitch 0

I feel ya bro, sometimes shot like this happens man that's life...

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sourgirl101 28

buttery nipple shots?

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agentx52 13

He's on an iPhone and his phone corrected the word "shit" to "shot". It always happens.

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rocketeer_97 1

^You should learn sarcasm. I obviously knew that that was auto-correct.

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rockindyl22 0

You should've surprised her with a roundhouse kick to the face!

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CEG3 0

she's not worth your time man. Sorry op :/

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