By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML
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AliSama 17

that is not a bad thing. People get sick and everyone goes to the bathroom.

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csigabajnok 0

So what? He thought girls never do the "poop" thing or a female fart is just a myth? Wake up, son!

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AliSama 17

that is not a bad thing. People get sick and everyone goes to the bathroom.

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judea95 16

Exactly. Sometimes it can't be avoided

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OMGhi2YOU 0

i am so sorry but i havent laughed that hard in a while. but im sorry. it happens.

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MEF62 5

your face is so hilarious. please, please stop making that face! it's hideous!

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csigabajnok 0

So what? He thought girls never do the "poop" thing or a female fart is just a myth? Wake up, son!

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ualbany86 0

lol yeah that just embarrassing as hell

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bioclock 0

Not FML unless he dumped you. But wow, that's embarassing.

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

he didn't dump her, he just HEARD her take a dump...

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muse88 0

that sux!!! wut did you say in response??

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Kyothine 0

Not that bad unless he dumped you, like the guy above said.

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marris 0

lol. but yeah like number 7. He could have said "i heard everything, get out." Or "i heard everything, lets see if you can top that next time you get up"

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drybamboo 0

I guess you haven't been together for a while. This is nothing to people in long-term relationships. It's a little creepy that he would actually say that he heard everything.

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