By iheartmorons - 14/01/2012 14:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
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OhHushDear 11

That's not very romantic... that's kind of rude, actually.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

It sounds like he was just goofing around, not a serious insult or anything. OP shouldn't take it so seriously.

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Discombobulated9 12

And you have put up with that for 2 years? YDI for allowing him to treat you like a doormat for that long. About time you put your foot down, girl. Or find a guy who actually knows how to treat a woman.

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

I've never actually known someone who says shit like that when they're adults. I know kids find it funny to say in school.... But douches like that have to learn to grow up. It's been 2 years, either leave..... Or make him your sammich-makin bitch >:3

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girl112891 7

Some men need to be trained to make their own food. If he's not trainable and full of demands, walk away.

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derpster 7

he's getting pretty hot, you might wanna drop him.

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Pentium_4 27

2 years is a long time. how can you put up with that for so long?

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LiyIa_fml 8

**** dropping him. Get a shotgun and blow his ass away

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sinking_fish 12

85- Please continue your anger management classes. Doctors order.

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Mash_SF 1

Empty as in his stomach is empty. Needs moar sammiches!

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effedml 5

Exactly. Oh well, must mean OP is a good cook, right?

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Mash_SF 1

Yes! She should be proud of her skills.

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OhHushDear 11

That's not very romantic... that's kind of rude, actually.

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StillSinging9594 0

That's the point of the FML!

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Michael_92 20

I would consider finding a new guys, like one that actually appreciates you.

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Michael_92 20

A new guy not guys. Gotta love autocorrect thinking it knows best.

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OhHushDear 11

#33 I was merely stating that it was a bit sad if that was the most romantic thing he's said to her in two years. It must be pretty disappointing for OP if "I love you" or "you look beautiful today" weren't higher on the list than "I feel empty when you're not in the kitchen." Duh.

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kittenvks 11

Get in that kitchen and make me something besides angry!!!!

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derpster 7

he probably feels empty inside because you aren't cooking him meals! get back in there and make him some food.

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ICATiger 13

Why don't you shut the hell up and make me a sandwich???

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Savra_fml 17

If a guy thinks a womans place is in the kitchen, it's because he doesn't know what to do with her in the bedroom. That, and because he is a *******.

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superpoptart 24

And you put up with him for 2 years? He sounds like a douchebag.

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EllyMo 15

Easily solved Put a kitchen appliance in every room of the house. That way you're always in the kitchen! And you might wanna do something about the romance... Or do an even EASIER thing and just leave him for a woman.

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