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yes you're better off without a money seeker, but at the same time I wonder what your brother had against you that caused him to go to that point...
Perhaps her brother already knew of the boyfriend's true nature and did this to avoid having his sister suffer even greater hurt when they do eventually break up later on. It's unfortunate that OP was dating a Judas, but it's much better that her illusions of him end now rather than later.
Maybe he was trying to prove that her boyfriend was a no good sack of shit?
Your brother is just jealous because he can't have him.
Maybe the brother is in love with the boyfriend
This FML is a trick question. The answer is Tom Cruise,
If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!
42- Probably shoot someone. Those types of shallow-footed morons are fairly common these days.
47- I doubt he would shoot someone, he's not that dimwitted.
2 is right. You dodged a bullet there. This isn't a FML and you owe your brother some thanks.
It seems sometimes that a pointless meaningless relationship can worth less than $50 at times.
*be* worth less
Sounds like to me that if he was willing to dump you for $50, Op, your brother did you a favour getting rid of him for you. :p
Awww, that sucks, but still better than being sold for $50...
Yeah. She's worth at least $100!
Really? and your boyfriend did it??... sorry about that OP you well find a new boyfriend soon.
Who the brother or the boyfriend?
Both now they can sit together snore come and yell out "Winning"
55 did you mean snort coke?
Yes, yes I did but hey maybe he wanted him to dump her so they could be gay together. But either way that was an autocorrect fail.
Nonsense! The ninja community must recieve a modest form of income to ensure the continued success of our organization. Don't worry, we have our guidelines, no hits are to be preformed on children, no stealing from those in poverty, etc. We uphold our honor, but believe me throwing knives and the like are not cheap.
Actually perdix, that rule applied mostly to the samurai class. Ninja were extraordinarily useful to their masters because they were not bound by the bushido code of conduct, since they largely belonged to the peasant class. They were free to perform any acts of subterfuge or assassination ordered by their liege, regardless of honor.
Bushido code was actually a more romanticized idea of samurai Truthfully, they were not all that honor bound
Then again, the same could also be said for the medieval knights. "Chivalry is dead" isn't even a valid saying because it never really existed on a large scale to begin with.
I always thought ninjas were muscle/skills for hire, not so much for honor unless it was their own personal values. But then again my knowledge is based on ninja scroll, naruto, and other fictional tales of that sort. Learned some new stuff about ninjas and samurai and medieval knights today! Thanks fml community for history and english lessons daily!
I believe 86 is right. They were peasants that basically became mercenaries to do dishonorable and dirty work.
You don't need him if 50 bucks is more important then you. In a way your bro did you a favor.
Sounds like something my dad would try to do, I swear my family wants me single forever. Perhaps your brother had a reason? Maybe he didn't treat you right or something.
Actually, I think you're misinterpreting the gesture. OP's brother was testing her BF, and the bf obviously failed said test.
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you're obviously better off if he dumped you for money..
If he'd dump you for $50, I wonder what else he'd do :/ I'm sorry, OP, but you're better off without him!