By BadAssBandit897 - 23/02/2013 13:46 - Canada

Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML
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BadAssBandit897 tells us more.

BadAssBandit897 9

Hey guys, OP here...I can't believe I forgot to log in :P anyways, I decided to be completely honest with the guy and end things. It was a little scary, seeing as he also knows where I live. He was in denial at first, but in the end he accepted that I wasn't interested. I still can't get a good night's rest though...

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

That seems pretty intense, trie not to anger him!

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JenkJenks 6

Yeah, when he says he is going to shoot you with his love gun... He may mean it more literally than the song entails.

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

The grammar nazi strikes again!

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DKjazz 20

Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?

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oj101 33

Oscar Pistorius, is that you?

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lindseyterrell 9

That wouldn't be grammar, that would be spelling.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

He "almost" shot her.. Not a huge guarantee you're gonna die.. :-)

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

It was sarcasm guys lol

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darlinjai 18

But he didn't! And he wouldn't try shooting you if he didn't love you right? Be careful OP..

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JinxedPixie 16

Because shooting is the best way to show his love...

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Lionesse 15

# 3 What if the guy did love the other girl which is why he tried to shoot her because he was really broken up about it? To think that he won't shoot the OP if she breaks his heart or not or whatever is pretty naive. If he did it once, he'll do it again. I dislike people who try to rationalize actions committed by people who aren't right in the head.

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darlinjai 18

I hope you know I was being sarcastic...that's how girls end up dead is guys like that who don't realize how irrational it is to be that upset...

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sarahshanghai 9

It will definatly make for a very healthy relationship.

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Ayeasha 7

He almost pulled a Pistorius, I suggest get out while you can..

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Sputnikspak 13

He'll seem nice from 100ft away once she gets a restraining order...

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kotana191 8

If he is comfortable enough to confess that to you, he must have enough trust that you will love him anyway.

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Pleonasm 35

By confess you mean more like threaten. Like "think twice before you break my heart."

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supportcommand 17

It says nothing about her liking him. Sounds more like a " I like you, you like me, don't you?.... DON'T YOU!!!??"

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buddy51 23

Or he's a belligerent psychopathic whack job who is threatening OP with violence. I say run, run, run like the wind OP!!!

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GTAmax99 12

You better run, better run, faster than his bullet…

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stephkristine 13

More like run forest run.

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shawnaishere 14

Try on to tell him through text or on any special event like his birthday. Say it as nicely as you can which with breakups is nearly impossible.

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LifelessStars 22

Breaking up through text-BAD IDEA breaking up in a special event- EVEN WORSE IDEA it just ruins the whole day for them and would probably make them even more pissed at you

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shawnaishere 14

It supposed to be *not not no. Damn autocorrect

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LovesSushi 25

I would go buy a bullet proof vest... Just to be on the safe side.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Won't help her much if he aims for her head.

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LovesSushi 25

A bullet proof vest doesn't protect your entire body?!

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tmmundy 17

53...Please tell me you're not serious?

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LovesSushi 25

That would be sarcasm... I forgot people are that dumb lol

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crackmore278 13

Really? You're calling her dumb? If you folks can't understand sarcasm on FML at this point, I suggest you delete your account and study humor under Tibetan monks in the Himalayas.

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wlddog 14

53 Wait wait wait.... Are you telling me my bullet proof vest doesnt make me immoral??? This changes everything. I gotta tell the police department. They need to know this. WHY WOULD SOMEONE KEEP THIS A SECRET???!!!!

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Odyy_fml 7

You're in Canada. It's extremely difficult to own a gun and even if you do, it's almost impossible to store it in such a way that would make it easy for someone to use it. Check to see if this man has a gun license (restricted, unrestricted or hunting) that would tell you if he even CAN own a gun. If he doesn't, then call the police or Crime Stoppers or something similar and inform them that this man 1) possibly owns an illegal firearm and 2) may even use it illegally

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supportcommand 17

Edit. My apologies. Nothing to see here. Move along.

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AngrySailor 17

I live in canada. It's not that difficult to own a gun, however you are correct about the storage. But if you really want your gun it's as easy as unlocking a filing cabinet, so by no means it that going to stop someone who is motivated. That said, I had an ex-girlfriend who called the police saying I threatened her (I did not) and believe me. The police take this VERY seriously. It was a pain in my ass but things worked out eventually. If you are concerned and have evidence (texts , e-mails) he will go to jail no question!

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