Sorry Sweaty, you're gross
By butterflyzag20 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By butterflyzag20 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
What a stinker
Well then why is he still your boyfriend?
3 Years Is a long time to be with someone with such body odor, I would have said something long ago. ... you must really love him for he is
That reminds me of a guy I knew in high school. He had the worst BO I'd ever smelled (it was so bad that, even though his locker was about a mater away from mine, the smell would permeate the other lockers so that my -and other people's- books REEKED of his BO at the end of every day) ...and yet he always managed to have a new girlfriend every few months. There were multiple women who could somehow put up with the stench. I just...don't get it. It was the sort of smell that would make a person literally gag every time you'd walk past him. :/
Axe I hope? It makes the girls go Bow Chika Wow Wow.
That's a bit much, don't you think?
I dunno, she may want to consider where things are going if his only accomplishment is putting on deodorant. I don't think I'd want to be with someone who has no drive to accomplish things in life.
True, true.
Hopefully it's a nice smelling deodorant
Old Spice.
Hey at least he wore deodorant.
I hope this is only true because he turned 13 or something. Otherwise, you need to make a man out of him.
'Lets get down to business...' Damn that's gonna be stuck in my head all day now!
Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet Before we're through Mister, I'll make a man Out of you.
This is probably my favourite Disney song ever, and I really don't mind having it stuck in my head all day, I only watched that movie this morning anyway. :)
40 - how can you forget the manly noises they make almost every other line
that's a step in the right direction...but I wonder why you started dating him if he smells
I just wonder... How DO those crappy boyfriend / girlfriends actually catch the various people that post those FML's? I mean a guy who isnt wearing deodorant still managed to catch one. Or (even worse) get picked up himself. And that is one of the more benign characterflaws I seen here.
That's a... Nasty.. Start? O.o
Keywords
Baby steps.
I hope this is only true because he turned 13 or something. Otherwise, you need to make a man out of him.