By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 22:29 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML
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MDTeddy 13

How can someone not enjoy that? Those people would not be my friends.

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aldwin_fml 7

I bet they were sorry for party rocking

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Bakarra 22

Probably the first and only time this comment is acceptable in the history of FML

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perdix 29

#27, it reminds me of the FML about a vacuum cleaner which was the first and only time "That sucks" was a witty comment.

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mif_fml 27

Was there ever a time when "that's a shitty situation" was acceptable?

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Bakarra 22

#54 there was but the pun has become so trite it's not accepted around these parts anymore

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NeatNit 32

that's a shitty situation. lmfao that sucks lol

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NeatNit 32

that's a shitty situation. lmfao that sucks lol

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NeatNit 32

↑ if you don't vote this comment down you don't deserve this website.

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buckstop1 37

I come from the future. And yes, this was the only time "Lmfao" was acceptable

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zingline89 18

Ya gotta have the speedos....

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timelessone 16

Not enough alcohol at this wedding it sounds like.

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AboveAll04 14

the husband was probably doing the rolling the dice move like in knocked up !

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Bakarra 22

They probably served wine coolers...I'd be a tough crowd too!

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PenguinBitch 43

Looks like you should hand them.........Shots shots shots shots shots shots EVERYBODY!!

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gc327072 30

If you ain't takin SHOTS get the **** out this...... reception....

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figmoomoo 5

Wow, must've been incredibly awkward...

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poetrywriter12 6

Maybe they were shocked into silence by how great your dance moves were!

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EwwOneDirection 4

I say lmfao'd when I want to say laughed instead of laugh. That's probably what they did. I say LMFAOing for laughing, though I don't really say either of those that often.

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kaet 21

maybe your boob popped out and you didn't notice so they didn't laugh in case later, when you were watching the wedding video, you weren't like, "they're all laughing at my boob!" but congratulations on getting married! and **** those humorless bitches! you and your husband had fun doing it and in the end that's all that matters, especially on your wedding day!

Bakarra 22

Gives a reason justifying why they might not have laughed, then calls them humorless bitches...

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