By serialkillingex - 07/05/2013 07:45 - Netherlands

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
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_GoodGuy 11

Oh god, "serial killing prostitute." Just the sound of that makes me wince. I'm curious how the story goes... OP, tell more details, what's the name of the book?!

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Joshwarrior 39

Did he include you in his acknowledgements? And you should ask for a signed copy while holding a knife.

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I couldn't ask for a more humiliating, yet awesome title... :) Write a followup where you victimize her :)

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_GoodGuy 11

Oh god, "serial killing prostitute." Just the sound of that makes me wince. I'm curious how the story goes... OP, tell more details, what's the name of the book?!

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JACKxRAWR 22

In reality OP is a prostitute killing cereal.

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Mossears133 15

63- Hang on a second! Is the prostitue killing the cereal, or is the cereal killing the prostitue?????

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UnidentifiedFun 37

The name of the book was probably Grand Theft Auto.

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beastseclipse 9

"Story inspired by our relationship"... Oh dear God

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Joshwarrior 39

Did he include you in his acknowledgements? And you should ask for a signed copy while holding a knife.

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Chiara92_fml 32

He hasn't a good opinion of you,does he?

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ChenEighty 20

Some people write in a way that is talking about your life, then lying about it a bit. Repeat this process and you have a completely fictional but inspired story. Don't take it personally.

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Bakarra 22

OP is of the homosexual variety sir, nice try though.

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Joshwarrior 39

haha thank you, i just finished writing a 25 page paper and read with my first comment being right about gender, but then i saw the first comment, got confused and half asleep corrected myself. Instead of correcting myself twice i just let it go.

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feldco1 17

At least it's not your current bf? Hopefully he changed your name at least.

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vic55jets 13

I think op is a guy

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doctor_glitter 6

That has nothing to do with this fine lady's comment, but yeah you're right, he's a dude.

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miss_madison 10

I'm really not sure how I would take that. Mm… sounds pretty cool. I would probably be happy with the title.

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Hazelino 25

Wait.. Netherlands? I know that competition!

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