If he followed her advice he wouldn't have brains, literally.

11, sometimes sarcasm does not work here.. Definitely not right now.

#11 so you're saying that if he had put a shotgun in his mouth and killed himself, he wouldn't have the brains to dump his ex-girlfriend? Wow well thank you Captain Obvious. I had no idea..

I'm pretty well known amongst my friends for being the dick of the group, but even I wouldn't make a comment like that. That's like a whole higher level of insensitivity.

Relationship, Dumpster, Blam

Horse tranquilizer, Saran Wrap, industrial grade plastic sheets, cold metal table, many sharp instruments, a bone saw, a microscope slide, rubber boots and apron, garbage bags, a boat, and a copy of season 1 of Dexter. Blam! Problem solved.

If you took the time to correctly use apostrophes and write every other word out, why not just write "you" or "your"

#4, please use punctuation next time. I enjoyed this comment very much, it was just difficult to read and I feel that took away from the sincerity of it.

Nice. Illegal, but nice.

She could have Aspergers. In which case she's not self centered, she's socially retarded.

You know, it's getting much too easy to blame ass behavior on the Autism Spectrum. Face it, some people are just self centered, inconsiderate twats.

@87 1. I'm pretty sure there'd be other signs if she had Aspergers/Autism 2. Even Sheldon Cooper and Sherlock Holmes have more tact than that 3. There's a big difference between being a bit insensitive or inconsiderate and what OP's girlfriend said/did 4. People with Aspergers actually are often more intelligent than most people so using the term retarded is kind of ironic

OP said "now ex-girlfriend" implying that she was still his girlfriend when she made the comment.