By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 16:45 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, my husband and I arrived in Barbados on vacation. We visited a club, and they had a selection of drinks with weird names. My husband ordered one called the Raging Bitch, flicked his finger towards me, and said to the barkeeper, "Might as well get something I'm used to." FML
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KeannaLove 32

Tell the bartender you'd like small dick because it reminds you of home. :)

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Mat35 8

Tell your husband and bartender this : screw you guys I'm going home. ( just like Eric Cartman)

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Mat35 8

Tell your husband and bartender this : screw you guys I'm going home. ( just like Eric Cartman)

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NeatNit 32

OP - learn to take a joke. #1 - improve yours (I've seen worse though)

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Goblin182 26

@ #62 - or she should STOP acting like one,

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SolarFlare 20

just act like Eric Cartman, best sollution.

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inkdeath87 18

Order the most expense drink then get up and leave when you're done.

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iBanana 17

I think they're adults... Adults. Not teenagers. Adults don't do that kind of stuff. Well I don't, but I'm a kid-adult.

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CoGhostRider 31

Since its her husband that won't work.

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hcollins1 18

I'd order a ******** and say that's the closest he's going to get to one.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

It's pretty obvious he was just kidding around. I'm sure the bartender got a kick out of it. Sure it may be a tad embarrassing but it's just a joke. I wouldn't be with a girl very long if she got overly upset over something this minor. Laugh it off, OP, like others said order some other goofy drink name and fight fire with fire. You'll both get a laugh from it.

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hcollins1 18

I've had boyfriends like that, that would say stuff similar to this and I would play along cause I knew they were joking and we both knew the bartender. Nothing's better than having a relationship when you can joke with one another!

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alexwow1 13

He's trying too be cool. This happens a lot

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PterodactylMan 23

He was being "Punny"

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KeannaLove 32

Tell the bartender you'd like small dick because it reminds you of home. :)

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RoboCunnilingus 23

That would either offend or excite the bartender. Probably both.

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Uramonkey 11

OP should tell the bartender to hit her with the hardest "cocktail" he's got.

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Enslaved 36

Make sure it's straight up with a twist! (:

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gregnc_fml 18

Sounds like it's going to be an interesting vacation.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Tell him to get used to his next drink. The "No sex on the beach".

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Wizardo 33

Or the 'Underachiever in Bed' or maybe even the 'Premature Bust' ?

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Legendslayer222 26

The 'Premature Bust' sounds interesting. What's it taste like?

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Wizardo 33

Bitter disappointment and it quite doesn't hit the spot... very dry and unsatisfying aftertaste in guessing.

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sweet23_fml 11

how bout the tornado? exciting at first but always ends in disaster.

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Garagedwella 26

I'm going to guess it tastes like failure.

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Mads_1234 28

Just laugh it off. You're the bigger person here (obviously) so don't let your husband pull you down to his level.

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CoGhostRider 31

Or laugh it off as its meant to be a joke. Hopefully

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slooby_fml 25

Hahaha. That's really mean but funny. Hopefully he was joking

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lightanddark 17

what a son of one. do they have a drink called sons of bitches?

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aboelmagd 18

Give that guy a medal. And your life sucks.

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