By Zanovitch - 13/08/2013 20:19 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
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mealsonwheels 12

Well all the gay **** in your internet history probably isn't helping your case.

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Headcrab 29

It could happen. so know a gay couple where one of the guys had been marked for 15 years and had 2 kids before he knee he was gay.

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smilez1990 8

I think he means they were married for a long time before he came out of closet

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baseballdude1283 18

But what if this is a cover up?

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mealsonwheels 12

Well all the gay **** in your internet history probably isn't helping your case.

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\ 28

Bi: OP's got something for everyone...

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TattooInvasion 14

Love for everyone. ♥ I'm bisexual and had a girlfriend last relationship : 2.5 years. Have been dating my boyfriend now for 1.5 Doesnt have to be a cover.

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Heaven121313 9

Hasn't she ever seen her o.o

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HeartForMusic 23

Perhaps she should learn to trust your answer and keep out of your love life.

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PinkieKeen 20

7 there's a ******* button for that. don't make pointless comments

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Ranimal 12

Don't know why he just doesn't prove her wrong and introduce her. Unless some other issues like distance or perhaps she is fake?

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

#28 there is a ******* button for that too.

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lysx84 24

Who pissed in #28's cornflakes this morning? Harsh.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

it doesn't say she believes the girlfriend to be fake. She believes her son is using this girl to appear heterosexual. She's likely met her before.

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iAlissa 34

#28, shut up with those arrogant, rude and pathetic "There's a button for that" comments.

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BeccaHugs 17

I'm not one to consider calling someone "gay" to be an insult because I'm above that, but in this situation however I feel I would be offended. Tell your mom straight up that you are in fact straight (which is what it sounds like from the tone of your FML), and be firm about it. It's not cool to be labeled as something you're not, no matter what the case.

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jkmartinjk 16

But, you are not above taking a boob-only picture. What a shame.

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Alicestraza 33

I think she's trying to showcase her pretty curls. No need to be so judgemental.

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hessel 13

#16 and #21 are the perfect example on a man's perspective on the picture and a woman's perspective

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

I like women too and I thought it was a boob picture.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

I thought it was a boob pic as well.

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BeccaHugs 17

Hey 16 - it's meant to be a picture of my curls. My shirt is not even low-cut, so buzz off. Thank you 21. :)

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Poppipuff 14

68- You have some nice b.- curls! I mean curls! ...

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CarrieDiaries 12

Wow... A year and she still hasn't taken the hint that you're not gay?

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kievking 14

Your opinion is the one that matters. Also being called gay isn't an insult.

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SweetJTBR 22

It isn't an insult, but it's bloody annoying when someone keeps asking if you're something that you've already stated you are /not/ several times. Whenever I talk about my fun gay friends my mom asks if I am gay myself... Again... And again... And again... Even though I've told her that I'm not every single time. :l

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Treveyon56 14

I can agree with you it's annoying. From the start of high school my mother keep asking my if I was gay because I didn't have a girlfriend. Eventually when I did get one she asked was I gay and just trying to cover it up. I don't see why parents make this so irritating.

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monnanon 13

no it isnt an insult but i refuse to carry an label that doesnt apply to me. i have enough of my own thanks. also is it just me or are there quite a few mums who really want gay sons. i know one in real life and the son is only 6. sad very sad.

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monnanon 13

no he hasnt. did you miss the part where i said he was six? he is not particulary boyish but not girly either. the mum is just crazy.

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