By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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You deserved it 3 563
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AthiestNun 11

Better than having to share a room with her.

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Grootensliven 10

Sounds like she planned it

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AthiestNun 11

Better than having to share a room with her.

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Arrow44 10

It be a shame if her stuff was to go "overboard"

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DrownedMyFish 18

20, it would be a shame if she somehow went overboard.

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starile 19

OP: "Girlfriend? What girlfriend? Haha! You must have me confused with another beautiful stallion of a man. I came here to poke bitches!"

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tjv3 10

You Should find a miss right now and enjoy

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Anthony805 8

wow, well we can only hope the "other room" is a janitor's closet and that u kept the other room

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Grootensliven 10

Sounds like she planned it

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Kamon97 23

You son of a bitch if I had a gun on a boat I'd shoot you - Peter Griffin

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debbster7 18

Poor planning on her part honestly, buy hey go have fun! You're on a cruise so no worries!

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xmidnightxlonerx 12

Now that OP is single AND on a cruise ship it's the perfect time to meet new people

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kazrron 5

actually it sounds like she had him pay for her so she gets a free cruise

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Zebediabolical 39

... or OP did something unforgivable and she ditched him over it. As always, the FMLs are written to make the OP seem sympathetic. We just don't know what happened.

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SmittyKick 18

#73- Stop thinking, it looks bad on you.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

I agree with you 73.. of course people never want to look at the other side of the situation.

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withered 30

#19 Where does it say that he paid for the cruise and she paid nothing? I don't see that in FML. And my lack of sexism tells me I cannot jump to such conclusions.

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TheMDragon 7

Sorry to hear that, OP. If she didn't try to fix the relationship, she wasn't worth it man. Enjoy your cruise!

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thatcoolkidd96 6

Honestly, who knows what they been through? Not everything can be fixed and it's sometimes best to just go separate ways. I mean that in general, not in regards to the actual post. Breaking up on the cruise was just a jerk thing to do.

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snowby2 15

Sounds like she had this pre planned... sorry OP

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BreynHope 11

What a wrecked relationship.

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starile 19

They should call him Leonardo, because that relationSHIPWRECKED! ba-dum-tss

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yenze 18

Sounds like the other room she found to sleep in is the reason of the break up.

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Little4Bear 10

We don't know why she broke up with him..

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yenze 18

I know that's why I said sounds like

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AnimeAddict95 20

That was actually my first thought too. That she found someone on the cruise.

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brebabee793 13

then you don't need a girl like that! have fun on the cruise and show her what she is missing!

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JACKxRAWR 22

The best way to have fun is to tie her to several cinderblocks and throw her overboard miles from any kind of land mass.

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j_729 18

Even more fun if you see sharks in the water

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frod0 10

Sounds like a *****! You're better off :)

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xmidnightxlonerx 12

I think you're assuming that she found another room with a different guy, but it just says that she isn't sleeping in his room

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

And you're assuming that she isn't in another room with a woman getting it on!

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starile 19

And you're assuming I'm not right there drooling with a hidden camera secretly taping her every slutty move... Wait, what?

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Ziggy122 15

Eh, I don't think that's too crazy of an assumption.

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