Love: Brave

Brave

By :// - 04/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 452

You deserved it 5 850

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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You deserved it 375

By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97 176

You deserved it 34 571

Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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You deserved it 306

By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 674

You deserved it 4 387

By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 605

You deserved it 7 801

By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 265

You deserved it 7 692

By e.middlechild - 13/06/2009 12:15 - United States

Today, I finally got enough courage to ask out this girl that I've liked for a year. While we were out at lunch, she ran into her ex that she had just broken up with. They then had a long conversation about their relationship, and ended up getting back together. She was my ride home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 452

You deserved it 3 720

Gmoney12 18

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:16

Did you just friendZone yourself?

aligator121 15

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:18

Does Maddy know this?

Comments

lucianaamelia 21

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:16

Oh dear. Mistaken identity strikes again!

misspulkadot24 17

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:22

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!!

whos_ur_daddy1 19

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:47

She's a pretty good wingman

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Tuesday 5 November 2013 1:06

OP got two people to start dating through with just a text message? Time to start a dating service!

scooterdude720 19

Tuesday 5 November 2013 1:14

So it's a big problem if a guy asks out a girl through text, but it's okay for the girl to do it? It's a horrible outcome, but at least this will make OP think twice about asking someone out through text.

xoamy906 25

Tuesday 5 November 2013 2:37

Why would she ask someone out over text?

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Tuesday 5 November 2013 6:04

The Office, Michael

AninOnin 24

Tuesday 5 November 2013 8:45

#39, that's exactly what I was just thinking. People shouldn't ask each other out over text messages, period.

Gmoney12 18

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:16

Did you just friendZone yourself?

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:18

A new level of the abyss

cruel_fate 10

Tuesday 5 November 2013 1:30

There is no escape. -Darth Vader

cruel_fate 10

Tuesday 5 November 2013 1:36

Look what happened to me when I got out of the friend zone

Snazzy_Snaz 17

Tuesday 5 November 2013 4:47

You've done horrible things, Vader.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Tuesday 5 November 2013 5:21

2 your pic goes perfect with your comment lol

aligator121 15

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:18

Does Maddy know this?

Damian95 16

Tuesday 5 November 2013 5:13

How did they meet for a date if he was talking to OP?

ocramavaf 15

Tuesday 5 November 2013 6:07

maddy just saw the opportunity and just run with it

slooby_fml 25

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:19

How does that happen? If he was getting to know you over these texts then he must have noticed you were nothing like the girl from his work. Unless you're exactly alike. In which case...I got nothin

patchesOhoolihan 12

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:19

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:24

Maybe because she liked him. Traditional gender roles are being blurred as the years go by. A girl does not have to wait for the male to make the first move anymore.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:28

Welshite knows this well. All the chicks hit on him.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:30

Indeed they do. Unfortunately those hits have left me with broken ribs and a black eye before. I guess I shouldn't wolf-whistle and slap their bottoms, but I just can't help myself.

MrSassypants 32

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:33

And those cheesy pickups lines didn't help either after you smacked their rears. "Are your parents beavers? Because damn, girl."

Sports_guy3 28

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:58

#24- Same here, Welshite. Same here.

gc327072 30

Tuesday 5 November 2013 3:20

27- are your parents cows? Cause you're udderly attractive.

Kuramasan_fml 12

Tuesday 5 November 2013 4:35

That is so terrible that I will probably have to use it. XD @62

tinyrosie 21

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:20

Well now all you have to do is kill Maddie, skin her, sew her skin on your face and voila! You're maddy and everyone wins :)

Peachy2392 26

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:22

That's not creepy

tinyrosie 21

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:25

Nope. Not at all xD

MrSassypants 32

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:34

Little do people know, I did that to myself. Now everyone thinks I am me! It's the perfect, evil, master plan. MUAHAHAHAHA!

KawaiiCupcake 14

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:37

The perks of having unique name :P

emirie 21

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:53

Oh my goodness. Thanks for the nightmares tonight...

mattyiscool123 26

Tuesday 5 November 2013 2:30

Sure there's no problem with first-degree murder

DJisHere11 19

Tuesday 5 November 2013 3:29

#7 Everyone wins, except Maddie.

dingleberrysteve 6

Tuesday 5 November 2013 4:58

or is it maddy

tinyrosie 21

Tuesday 5 November 2013 5:20

Dun dun dunnnn

davincidasecond 24

Tuesday 5 November 2013 6:31

That's definitely the most disturbing comment I've read on fml.

swaggalikethat 22

Tuesday 5 November 2013 10:33

Why are the pretty ones always insane? All i gotta do is stay awake…forever…

mein_blut69 15

Tuesday 5 November 2013 11:34

For some reason Texas Chainsaw Massacre popped into my mind. And all chances of sleep go right out the window. Thanks #7......dick. fyi joking, I found that kind of funny.

ClaireWinchester 17

Wednesday 6 November 2013 8:01

Calm down, Buffalo Bill.

tinyrosie 21

Thursday 7 November 2013 8:04

Yay! I win for creeping everyone out!

tinyrosie 21

Thursday 7 November 2013 8:05

#97 Don't worry I'm not actually THAT terrifying. I thought it was funny but my sense of humor is a little weird x)

QueenD11 9

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:20

I guess that will teach you not to TEXT things like that huh?

AninOnin 24

Tuesday 5 November 2013 8:48

Dunno why you're getting thumbed down, but I agree. If something is serious enough to you, you need to pluck up the courage to do it while-heartedly.

amisenho 11

Tuesday 5 November 2013 19:28

I prefer to do things like this whale-heartedly, myself.

the_shift 13

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:21

Oh my... Knowing two people with the same name sucks... You can get them mixed up real easily.

jsp16 24

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:21

I knew Cupid existed.

HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 5 November 2013 0:22

If only this was a movie, the neighbor always gets the guy/girl in the end. At least you have an advantage of seeing him and being able to talk more often.