By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
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RarityRoyale 17

This is why you always keep an eye on your phone if you have shitty friends or relatives around

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Ambient25 24

I always give my crushes a note that says: "Do you like me? If yes do not do no. If no do a backflip." I have yet to fail.

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melbournearsenal 18

What I do at parties is grab a few ice cubes, walk up to a cute girl, throw the ice cubes on the ground and step on them, and then proceed to inform her that I just broke the ice :D

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gracehi 31

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm gracehi. :D *extends hand*

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cakefete2 30

So grace, where do you want me to write my number? :)

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Kamon97 23

Excel works much better at doing that :p

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juan3611 14

You sir , are smooth.

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interesting33 36

And then someone practices and practices just to turn you down.. :P

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RarityRoyale 17

This is why you always keep an eye on your phone if you have shitty friends or relatives around

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arandomusernameaa 20

Or you put a passcode lock on it... I never leave my phone unlocked around anyone... people are snoopy and like to read your messages... Just be more careful next time OP.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

I'm still wondering why OP would type a message and then walk away without sending it

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synsam 4

proof that technology will never solve stupidity. ydi.

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Ambient25 24

Umm so the guy would obviously know it was a joke. Even if you were a "shitty prostitute", it's not like he'd say "I agree" or something. If this is your first text to the guy you've had a crush on, you could do a lot better than just say "hey"...

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Ambient25 24

Am I the only one who thinks the sister could have done much worse?

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Morqan_Freeman 14

She could have said "Hey, I'm taking a shit so what's up?" Because even if she said it was a joke I don't know about you but I'd always havethat in the back of my mind if I ever spoke to OP.

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synsam 4

she could have said "hey I've been standing outside your house masterbating with your garden hose every night this year. if you reject me your family dies but I'll keep you alive in my basement see you in class love ya"

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Lacist 19

Yeah it's not even that bad, unless it's the first text you sent to him, depending on your definition of crush. Just say I left my phone open and my sister texted you that, he would understand.

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MortenM 17

Totally. Great prank by the sister. Wish I had done it.

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Clay_Pidgeon 11

If the crush replied "How much?". I think I would if died of laughter.

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Grauncho 27

A prostitute that caters to a very specific customer base.

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challan 19

As if being a prostitute wasn't bad enough, a poo fetish prostitute takes the cake. Gives a new meaning for her to see a John.

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mario2012 18

A good reason to password protect your phone.

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LawSixx 11

Never ever leave your phone out of your sight!

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xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Maybe your sister is trying to admit something...

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cyttex 13

That she's a shitty prostitute? I think you really hit the head if the nail on that one 9

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Ambient25 24

Screw it, haggle the price! Add two turnips and a carrot in place of a $10...

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