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Better luck next time.
Or not. OP must have interesting taste if she thinks 'hmm, here's a good looking Walmart employee, let's give him my number.' a) he works at Walmart so WHY, b) is it just me who feels that giving someone you don't know your number a little bid outdated? I mean, I would prefer to know someone before giving them my number - because they could be a complete psychopath.
She said that she was intending to get his number. Not give hers out.
That's true, although I'd prefer to meet people not at work, cause like you said it's about the person not the job - when you're intending to get someone's number while they're at work you can guarantee the outcome.
Be a little more judgmental, 79. The guy has a job, which is a real feat considering the times. People that see those that work in retail/the service industry/places like Walmart as lesser than others are infuriating. Those jobs aren't the most fun and people take what they do for granted and then judge them for doing it. Grow up.
You're not alone OP! I would totally do something like that.
Ditto #1
Did you ever go back to try again?
Then you buy them and tell the employee to check out yours
It was supposed to be a line. She was going to say well... if you're a bed sheet expert maybe you'd like to come look at mine?
Well did he take you to the bedsheets? ;)
Dammit, I was going to say this but it would seem that you beat me to it. lol
He knows enough about bedsheets to be in hers
Or take you on the bed sheets?
Somehow I don't think he'll ever be under those bedsheets you're buying.
I wonder what his answer would have been.
"Yes. I personally test every new model of sheets so that I can tell you which one feels sexiest."
Genius.
My best friend's legendary accidental pick-up line was "What's your favorite kind of bread?"
white Italian , why ?
Wow Barney, you've really lost your touch.
my friends best line was, "where yo fat friends at?!"
went for the win and then derped
I think that about sums it up.
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Even in the heat of the moment how did you manage to say that?
Well did he take you to the bedsheets? ;)