By doemetoch - 07/04/2014 13:49 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, I really needed to be cheered up a bit after having had a horrible, depressing weekend. Luckily the guy I've been dating for some time, and who I really like, invited me over for dinner. Apparently, he wanted to see me so he could tell me he thinks we should stop seeing each other. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 361
You deserved it 4 228

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doemetoch 28

OP here (yeah, I decided to make an account.) You're all right about him being very polite and all that, he was super sweet and mature about it and I could see he felt genuinely bad. But you know... somehow it's easier if a guy breaks up in a stupid way, at least then you're like "ugh, whatever, I deserve better than this anyway!" Or is that just me?

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604 11

Kudos to him for having the strength and courtesy to do it in person.

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HelloooooNurse 20

Nothing a little B and J can't fix. It sucks now but try to keep your head up. Yes I was talking about ice cream.

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the_truth_lives 9

It sounds to me like nothing is happening next...

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pureportedpear 27

Well #12, he might come back to apologize and say that he was wrong, but in any case, I would not take him back OP.

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iBanana 17

What happens next? A family of rhinos taking OP in as one of their own? Maybe OP befriends the only talking shark on the planet...? The world may never know.

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rahulcool7 14

#23 I feel like he broke up with her in an extremely polite way, what could you possibly hold against him.

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pureportedpear 27

Well, I never said that I had anything against him, it is just that if he decided that he did not like you enough to continue seeing you any more, then there is no stopping him from reaching that desicion once again, and make OP's shattered heart, go to ever more and smaller pieces. Maybe also damaging future relationships that OP might have becouse of trust issues from previous relationships.

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604 11

Kudos to him for having the strength and courtesy to do it in person.

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mfischer 17

Ice cream is a good plan. One night stands are, generally speaking, not such a good plan. Especially right after a break up.

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frizz101 22

Really one night stands are never good. But ice cream (except for lactose intolerant people) is always a good idea.

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MortenM 17

#56 that attitude is what makes US overweight.

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OhDamnItsNik 4

saying ice cream is a good idea is what makes the US fat?? ok OP you just got dumped, go bench press a little bit, do a couple laps around the block and don't forget about leg day..

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mageepaigeee44 15

Agree that #57's comment is dumb but actually exercise can make you feel so much better. It helps a lot of people get through depression.

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FucYoCouch 13

32, I've noticed that almost, if not all of your comments are about sex..

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HelloooooNurse 20

Nothing a little B and J can't fix. It sucks now but try to keep your head up. Yes I was talking about ice cream.

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Goblin182 26

B&J, J&B, which ever works best for you.

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falon142012 22

15, except for its Ben and Jerry, not Jerry and Ben. Lol.

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AnOriginalName 19

Wow Nurse Joy. That went in a completely different direction than I was hoping it would.

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mfischer 17

J&B is a brand of scotch, meaning 15 suggests drinking instead of ice cream.

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XxD_reamZx 10

nurse joy has red hair and doesnt hold pie

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SammyS2012 21

that looks more like Serena from Sailor Moon... dressed as a nurse? i dont remember that in the series though

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AnOriginalName 19

It's Nurse Joy, dammit, now stop interrupting my fantasies!

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mkayden 23

Blow Dryer! Oh wait that starts with a D.. Get it? D.. *badum tsss* ok, nevermind..

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every1luvsboners 11

Get over it and move on. Go get yourself 24 ass-fire flavor chicken wings, a bottle of Scotch to drown your sorrows, then give a rim-job to the first guy you see. You'll be over him tomorrow, good luck.

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Alihb 16

Damn son, you're living the life aren't you.

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Mauskau 35

Give someone a rimjob? Somehow I don't think that would make anyone feel better :s

25 2
45thTBirds 7

Make me feel better.

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FrankHotpants 31

Haven't seen a famous boners comment in a while.

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StiffPvtParts 43

#10, you give rimjobs to random stranger? D:

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zBLAKEz 23

Maybe he gets rimjobs from random strangers every night.

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plunkit 6

So Alan... do you have plans this evening?

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Tthug 34

I hope she finds happiness in something else.

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vlalam 24

That's terrible, sorry OP. Atleast u r done with all the crappy ppl in ur life and spring is around the corner... Hopefully there will be only good going forward for you!!! But he did try to be polite and did it in person and in a very nice way and tried not to offend u.. So the dinner and his attitude should count for something.. May be he isn't ur bf anymore but atleast u may have a good friend on good terms :)

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GnomeInSpace 11

It is spring. Which planet are you living on?

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Alihb 16

Crapy people? Grow up. Breaking up with someone doesn't make him a crappy person. It's sounds to me that he was rather polite about the whole thing.

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45thTBirds 7

#26 its April here and cold as balls still man. Spring is cold right now. I wouldn't call this spring.

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BrickTamlandLamp 13

Well at least he didn't do it over the phone

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Psychicgirl17 18

in this situation I would've preferred a call instead of wasting my time trying to see him only to tell me he doesn't want to see me.

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Dumbledora 9

Everything that can possibly go wrong, will. But now the only way left to go is up! And I agree with the others, at least he ended things properly and just didn't stop talking to you or something rude like that.

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tbro47 23

Could be worse most guys don't have the balls to break up face to face. The fact that he did means that he cared enough about you to make it more personal

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