By a critically injured shitehawk - 25/04/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
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5secondsofvvifi 21

She really believed it was cocaine? Plus, couldn't you run after her when she excused herself? I myself would probably find that really funny, but that's just me.

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dagarr 11

Well looks like ur dad was having some fun

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dagarr 11

Well looks like ur dad was having some fun

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TheBelt 19

Dad are always the one to take it a little too far.

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AndyPurdy 31

he said cocaine,not coke-_- coke and cocaine arent the same thing

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iSativa 24

Obvious joke is more than obvious, Andy.

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Shrike 23

And it might've been a funny joke if the FML had the word "coke" in it. But it doesn't, so #3's just forcing an overplayed joke that doesn't even apply. Hurr.

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piker117 11

... Coca cola used to have cocane in it

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Roskie 16

An ingredient used to make cocaine, not cocaine itself. Either way, I don't see the relevance.

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5secondsofvvifi 21

She really believed it was cocaine? Plus, couldn't you run after her when she excused herself? I myself would probably find that really funny, but that's just me.

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SkullsRules1 26

I think its more of a laugh later situation. In her position, I'm sure i would have freaked out at least a bit.

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Stormcloak 20

Not to mention, many people actually don't do drugs and prefer to avoid then when possible. Though I do think it's a bit extreme that now she's ignoring OP because of his dad.

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DoomedGemini 37

I definitely would panic some, but leave and not return calls? That's a little overboard. Out of the 'brought home partner parents thought it was funny to..' This has to be the one that I say would be fine and the girl overreacted

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Brandi_Faith 33

As someone who has never actually seen cocaine in real life, I understand why she would assume it was real. I'd be super surprised and uncomfortable as well and don't blame her for leaving. I don't want be around drugs at all let alone a "shipment" which she thought it was. If it was real and the police busted them she would be in trouble too. So I see why she up and left. But you'd think that op would've gone after her and told her his dad was joking, and they could've laughed about it. I wonder if op went after her or not? More details op. And your dad's hilarious!

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Khepre 22

Your dad seems hilarious! I wouldn't try not to worry about it too much. Who knows? Might be a funny story to tell later in life :)

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hafyyyy 17

I think you should be proud your dad has a good sense of humor and you should try talking to her in person and tell her it was a joke she should understand if she's a reasonable human.

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theTravinator 21

That's a total dad thing to do- and if she really can't handle a joke like that then she probably won't be able to handle any kind of stressful situation

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ItsDutch 16

if something like that would scare her away, I'd hate to see her at one of my family gatherings.

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Krystal3408 32

The ones with a surprising sense of humour are usually the best people. Usually...

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LevyLove 17

Your dad sounds awesome!! And your girlfriend sounds kind of like a Debbie downer, someone you can't really joke around with a lot... Which in my opinion really sucks. But I really do hope everything works out and she gives you a chance to explain your family's awesome humor!

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