Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

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Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
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princesspeachxox 18

Not only did you dodge a bullet but you got to arrest the cheating bastard yourself :)

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devildog562 33

No no no . First conjugal visit sex and then fugitive sex before you break up. Jeeze what are you taught in school these days .

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JMichael 25

If he's not then OP would be an idiot

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IWishIWasObama 12

Nah, the OP just pulled a bait and switch on him.

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iLOVEbbs78138 3

Exactly what I was thinking #1.

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lokilives 6

Yes, but if she would have written "ex boyfriend" then we weren't gonna think it was her boyfriend in that moment

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mistress_paz 30

He should know better than to mess with an officer!

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Jak0p 25

I don't think it was like "hey officer, I am going to **** that girl right here at the park. what 'ya gonna do?" Cops have some private life, too.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I think 3 means he should've known better than to cheat on someone who owns a gun. ;)

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Colon_Man 17

That didn't stop one of my ex's, 76.

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Badkarma4u 17

Apparently the problem was that he was messing with someone OTHER than an officer.

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hammonds92 21

I wanna know more but I kinda don't...hell with it tell the rest

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princesspeachxox 18

Not only did you dodge a bullet but you got to arrest the cheating bastard yourself :)

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cheeeksss 29

My thoughts exactly. It would be my PLEASURE to arrest the fucktard.

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ToxicTyrael 26

I would be more in a shock because I assume OP was called on duty or found them messing around. I think it will please OP in sone days when she thinks back.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Those were my thoughts too. Although at the time op was probably too stunned & hurt to enjoy the moment. Op, relish in the thought that you got to do what many people who have been cheated on would love to do! Hope you banged his head on the way in the car.

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BoredomIsReal 13

What if her boyfriend was trying to have sex with her and she realized they were in public

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xluciferx666 21

That would be very awkward I imagine on the plus side you get the last laugh even though it's bittersweet

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VibratingMeerkat 22

Sorry that you had to go through that, OP. Atleast you got to arrest him for it.

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feven 32

I'm guessing he was doing it with someone else?

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feven 32

Why can't you delete comments on FML?

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Because if you **** up, the FML staff makes sure you never live it down. Great observation, BTW.

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meatloaf11 23

Is there a better way to get revenge than to arrest his ass?

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ToxicTyrael 26

Cut his dick off and don't get caught?

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blackbeltpsycho 16

Telling the officers in booking to do a full cavity search?

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interesting33 36

that sounds like hoping he would get raped - and no one deserves that, even if he cheated.

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Badkarma4u 17

Hes not going to prison. He'll just pay a fine, if that. Come on. Snap back to reality.

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