Who's your daddy bitch...

Freud would have a field day with this one.

...request sloppy seconds? Ugh...

For two whole years? Talk about dedication.

That's like dumb and dumber to, kind of dedication right there! Haha, the long con!

Something about Mary? More like something about Marty...

Why does #3 have negative votes? It is a thumbs up to me.

Let's see..... Maybe because there is a button for that? O.o

"Well that was easy." -Staples

#42 Well aren't you just so clever. I'll refer to my FML instructional guide next time.

He should punch his dad. As a matter of fact, he should punch him right in the ****.

And his dad wouldn't be able to stop him.

As long as he maintains the ****-Punch Position, there's no way the dad could stop him.

I think the dad is more messed up. What kind of father would have sex with his son's girlfriend?

Wow you are stupid

#53, While I agree it is very unlikely for her to get them confused, it's not entirely impossible. me and my father look exactly alike. People often mistake us for twin brothers rather than father and son. So #8 should is not stupid for suggesting that, though it is highly unlikely.

#68. A girlfriend could not mistake someone else for we boyfriend. This is the most bullshit I've ever heard

May be not mistaken one for the other, but she might have been attracted by the same qualities that they both had. I don't know, maybe a kind of smile, voice tone or something that really does run in the family.

Yeah I'd never talk to him again.

Kill dad Introduce mom to person of choice Wait for them to marry ??? Enjoy new dad

44: Profit!

Can children disown their parents?

69: kind of, it's called emancipation of minors

I'd like to point out that if the emancipation of minors applies here this is getting a whole new level of ****** up.